Journey to get SLIM

Bahana World Cup! mamak sengsara

2006-07-10T17:54:00.000+08:00

World cup telah membuat kan kebanyakan restoran yang ade screen besar kaut keuntungan yang besar.... restoran mamak contohnya... satu malam mampu kaut RM5000. sebulan? RM 100,000.00 (base on 20 hari perlawanan).

Nak di jadikan cerita, perlawanan final world cup 2006, aku plan nak tengok kat restoran mamak NZ kat wangsa maju. aku datang ngan wife aku sejam awal... perlawanan pukul 2 pg...

tapi nasib tak menyebelahi aku, penuh sangat, sampai ade yang berdiri dan ade yang bawak tikar sendiri.... duduk atas lantai.. so? takkan aku nak buat gitu kot.. yer la.. kat TV1 ade tayang tapi sebab dia final, jadi nak feel skit.. baru best... aku terus bergegas ke mamak second option.... Restoran Petaling Maju kat taman melati.. hah..ade kosong.. aku pun park keta n cari seat...

Tang nak order air tu... first order ok.. second order... ape mamak tu cakap..."gelas sudah habis",

hah? biar betul? ramai sangat datang kedai sampai gelas pun tak cukup.... serius ini yang membuat kan mamak tu sengsara... mana nak cekau gelas lagi.. orang lain dah marah2 dah sebab tak dapat nak order air..... ade mamak sorang tu siap menangis sebab kena marah.... mana tak nyer.. orang tu mintak "TOSEI".... mamak tu pegi bagi "KERUSI"...

Gambar di atas merupakan satu adegan yang paling membuatkan orang terdiam sekejap.... mana taknyer... tetiba je Zidane tanduk dada Materazzi....

Ade sumber yang mengatakan, masa Itali dapat freekick, Materazzi peluk Zidane and cakap sesuatu, lepas cakap Materazzi blah ke depan. Zidane senyum je lepas tu... kejar Materazzi, pandang dia and tanduuuuk... GOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!.

aku rasa ade muslihat yang zidane nak buat atau pun... ntah .. ape2 je lah.... hanya dia dan sekutunyer je yang tau....

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Work independently at Guntong A

2006-07-05T14:38:00.000+08:00

Guntong A - Kerteh offshore, I first independent work... tak payah orang tunjuk ajar... aku dah expert.. dah tau dah buat keje... hehe..

Waktu makan!!!! ni galley Guntong A.. tempat makan.. ade tv astro lagi.... so, kalu orang kata keje kat offshore sangat boring adalah salah sama sekali.... kat offshore ramai peminat Akademi Fantasia... cuma diorang takleh nak Afundi je sebab handphone tak dibenarkan bawa ke platform..... tengok je la....

ni kat workshop Tapis A. Buat bottle testing untuk demulsifier. Ujian pemisahan air daripada minyak....kalu minyak mentah tu kurang kandungan air, kita panggil sweet crude...

Haaaa.... ni bedroom aku. nampak baju melayu aku tu? baju masa aku kawin... hehehe.... bilik ni ade tv.. so leh tengok tv kat bilik, tapi takder remote control.... channel di kawal oleh orang di galley... kalu orang kat galley tengok AF, aku pun kena tengok AF la...

Ini brucker.... tempat assembly point kalu ade ape2 incident. brucker kuning ni takder sebenarnya (hantar service). brucker merah, biru, putih ade... brucker dia warna merah kalu tengok kat gambar tu la... In case of platform terbakar dan Damage Control Team (DCT) takleh nak wat paper lagi, Platform supervisor akan arahkan Prepare Abandon Platform Alarm (PAPA).... kena la naik brucker ni untuk cabut dari platform.... so kalu nak lari dari platform, tak leh la korang nak panggil MAMA!!!!!!! korang kena panggil PAPA!!!!!!!

hah... result testing aku dah dapat... gambo ni kecik sangat.. kalu korang perasan, crude sample kat tangan kanan aku tak separate habis.. masih ade emulsion... yang sampel sebelah kiri tu yang sweet crude..... kandungan air 0.05%.... bereeeessss.... mahal crude oil malaysia ni....

Ini dia Control Room.... bilik untuk pengawasan keseluruhan process.... biasanyer production technician yang akan jaga bilik ni.... sebelum mulakan keje, permit to work yang telah di tandatangan oleh platform supervisor mesti di submit di control room ni....

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Isi perut rasa nak keluar balik

2006-07-03T12:10:00.000+08:00

Semalam aku masak Kuih Sekaya dengan wife aku.

Kuih Sekaya adalah kuih dari Terengganu kesukaan aku. Dari pada aku susah beli, baik aku buat sendiri. Sejak akhir2 ni aku asyik ngidam kat sekaya je.

aku call mak aku, tanya ramuan buat sekaya. Untuk buat satu loyang sekaya:

Santan 1 gelas
Manisan 1 keping
Telur 10 biji

Kikis manisan, campur dengan santan. masukkan telur dan buang pusat telur tu (elak bau hanyir). kacau hingga sebati. masuk dalam loyang dan kukus sampai masak.

Punya selera aku makan, tapi, ingatkan sekaya ni ade 10 biji telur, aku pun pk berapa banyak kolestrol aku bikin..... perut mula la.... malam tadi, aku bleh muntah. tengah tido bleh muntah.... trauma betul.

Lepas ni confirm makan sikit je sekaya... tak mau la makan banyak2...

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Trip to Songkhla - Episode 4

2006-05-04T08:40:00.000+08:00

Hari ni 04 may 2006. prepare untuk presentation kat TTM. sewa van novotel supaya ade driver.. tak sesat.

Dia bawak aku dari Novotel, Hatyai ke TTM, Chana Songkhla. sewa 500 Bhat. Sampai TTM, aku jumpe dengan technical person kat sana....

Lepas presentation, terus ke airport... sebab flight Hatyai-Bangkok-KLIA lagi 3 jam lagi... taksempat nak beli belah.. cian kat isteri aku, takder mende nak beli... last2 aku beli bola loceng je.. tanda aku ke sana...

Kat Lobby Novotel sebelum bertolak ke TTM untuk presentation. cuci mata kat sini sebab receiptionist dia cun + sexy gilers. Tengok berdosa, kalu tak tengok esok takder.

Kat tingkat bawah Novotel sementara tunggu van utk ke TTM.

Di Office TTM, Songkhla selepas presentation.

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First Trip to Hatyai - 2nd Episode

2006-05-03T21:55:00.000+08:00

"Attention to all passenger, we are approaching Hatyai Airport and will land in 10 minutes. Please sit back to your seat and buckle up safety belt. Thank you for flying with us."

dah landing, aku terus ke imigresen. untuk chop passport. First dia chop 13 March 2005. SILAP. hari ni 03 May 2006. Pastu dia suruh aku isi borang sekali lagi. aku cakap salah dia, dia la patut isikan untuk kita. Tapi dia buat muka bodoh je... Lepas isi dia chop... 23 March 2005. Pastu dia merungut sorang2.... dia cancel yang dia chop tu je bukan tolong isi borang lain. Dia chop lagi.. 03 March 2005. pastu dia senyum sorang2, dia sign pastu bagi kat aku. aku kerut kening tak paham... yer la.. first time ke Hatyai.

Kuar dari airport, aku sewa teksi ke Novotel Hotel. 300 Bhat. ptuih.. mahal nak mampos. On the way ke airport, banyak signboard, tapi sumer tulisan Thai.... kalu aku jalan sorang2, gerenti sesat....

Dah sampai Novotel Hotel, check in, receiptionist tu kerut kening, sama cam aku kerut kening masa mintak chop imigresen. pastu dia call imigresen... cakap siam pot pet pot pet... pastu dia gelak... dia cancelkan chop 03 March 2005 tu jadi 03 May 2006. Lor, aku ingat dia saje buat muka bodoh, rupanyer memang bodoh pun. Nasib baik aku tak kena tahan kat tengah jalan.

boleh tahan la bilik aku. ni bilik aku sorang je.. takder orang kongsi bilik.

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First Trip to Hatyai - Episode 3

2006-05-03T14:56:00.000+08:00

Esok ade presentation kat Trans-Thailand Malaysia Sdn Bhd. so malam ni tak der buat pape. aku jalan2 kat sekitar Novotel, Hatyai. Bila malam, jalan 4 lane jadi 2 lane je sebab dua lane dah di letakkan stall untuk berniaga.

Malam memang cukup happening la kat sekitar Hatyai ni.. tapi aku tak makan kat sini. Aku rasa tak selesa. mungkin tahap kebersihan takder kot. aku gi makan seafood.

aku berjalan lebih kurang 1 km persegi je... tak jauh... takut ape2 plak jadi nanti..... tengah aku jalan2, tetiba ade gajah lalu...TENGAH BANDAR BEB! pastu ade orang approach aku cakap 20 bhat.. 20 bhat.... rupernyer kalu nak naik gajah ni kena bayar 20 bhat (=RM2). Tak sanggup aku... aku tengok gajah ni pregnant 18 bulan... berat anak dia+berat aku=pengsan.

ade satu lagi yang menarik perhatian aku, McDonald dia... so kalu korang nampak tulisan camni.. maksudnyer McD la...hehehe.....

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Trip to Bangkok, Hatyai, Songkhla

2006-05-03T12:17:00.000+08:00

My first trip keluar dari Malaysia - Bangkok.

best giler pengalaman nih..... aku ade project presentation kat Trans Thailand Malaysia Sdn Bhd(TTM).

3rd May 2006. KLIA to Bangkok. Thai Airways... Sawadikkap... cun gilers peramugari dia... dia kata perjalanan makan masa satu jam setengah.... fuhh.. lajunyer... yer la kapal terbang yang aku naik ni besar. first time naik kapal terbang sebesar ni.... 8 seat satu row.... ( 2-4-2).

Sampai Bangkok, aku kena tunggu flight ke Hatyai plak. aku tengok jam.. lagi sejam.. so aku duk la kat lobi airport bangkok sambil baca komik sinchan... gelak sorang2... orang pandang aku peduli hape...

dah nak sejam dah.. aku pun check in. pastu aku tengok tiket tulis pintu 7. aku pegi pintu tujuh dia tulis ke Phuket. Giler ke ape? aku nak ke Hatyai. aku siap bertekak dengan penjaga pintu tu kata tiket aku tulis pintu 7 ke Hatyai.
Pastu ade sorang executive airport tu tegur aku, "Mr, are you from Malaysia?"
"Yes, I am"
"I am afraid that you are refering to Malaysia time zone. Thailand time zone is one hour late than Malaysia."
"Oh ye ker?...er er... Now I know... Thank you."

Baru paham..... so ade sejam lagi ar.. aku cari seat sambung baca sinchan... gelak sorang2 lagi...

Ding Dong!!! "Attention to passengers to Hatyai, please proceed to gate 7 for departure, Thank you" Ding Dong!!!

Check in, naik bas transit ke kapal terbang... ooo domestic flight pakai kapal terbang kecik, international flight pakai kapal terbang besar. Rasa cam naik AirAsia je... cuma makan free la...

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kegembiraan Baiti

2006-05-02T09:50:00.000+08:00

Sorry la, hari ni aku nak citer pasal kucing aku je.... takder pape yang seronok selain dapat tengok kucing aku yang comel ni....

Si baiti memang hepi gilers la dapat kawan baru si Kuaci tu..... malam tadi asyik main je ngan Kuaci tu..... aku pun nampak seronok....

Asalnyer aku pk mesti si Baiti marah kat si Kuaci sebab kongsi kasih ngan tuannyer.. rupernyer sangkaan salah... Baiti sangat mesra.

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Abana bela Kuaci dalam rumah

2006-05-02T09:43:00.000+08:00

Jangan salah faham.. Kuaci tu adalah nama kucing baru aku.. Jantan... masa cuti April 30 lepas, aku balik kampung kat Besut.. kucing ni ade kat kampung aku. Ada berita mengatakan kucing ni datang rumah masa majlis kawin aku... masa tu dia kecik agi, sekarang dah besar dah....

Bawa balik.... naik keta.. elok je duk diam.. takder la mengiau sana mengiau sini...

sampai umah kat kl je.. dia cam ade cultural shock... nasib baik Baiti ade... nampak, obvious sangat si Baiti tu kasi tunjuk ajar pada si Kuaci tu.. yer la.. Kuaci jejaka kampung... Baiti plak gadis bandar.... masa Kuaci nak masuk umah je.. kucing jantan bandar yang macho tu kasi warning pada si Kuaci.. tapi si Baiti bela dia.. fuhhh... cam dalam movie je.. tapi tu yang aku tengok... hakikat kehidupan kucing....

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Gangguan Kucing Luar

2006-05-02T09:39:00.000+08:00

Aku tak tau nak definisi kecantikan Baiti yang sebenarnya... (Baiti tu betina). ramai kucing jantan datang nak ngorat siap gaduh2... yang takbestnyer... umah aku jadi tempat diaekor luaskan jajahan dengan memancut sana sini... (kencing lah).

Nasib baik kat luar je.. tapi ade seekor yang berani masuk n pancut kat dapur aku.. kurang ajar... ni mesti Baiti yang bawak masuk.. nasib baik Jabatan Agama tak datang.. kalu datang? naya kena tangkap khalwat.. gambo atas ni adalah gambo WANTED!!! pancut kat dapur aku....

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Kesunyian terubat

2006-05-02T09:34:00.000+08:00

Rumah Slim Abana tak sunyi lagi setelah ade pengganti Didi & Nini yang telah melarikan diri dari rumahnya.

Sewaktu abana makan dengan wifenyer di kedai mamak di Taman Melawati, beliau terlihat seekor kucing yang comel terbiar. Wifenyer pun berkenan lalu di bawa pulang ke rumah...

Kucing itu sungguh baik dan pandai berak kat luar... tak payah susah nak ajar... Makanan kalu hidang atas lantai pun dia tak usik... alim2 kucing betul... nak jaga ati tuan baru la katakan.....

Wife abana dengan bangganyer memberi nama kucing tersebut BAITI.

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Seekor lagi Hamster Slim Abana Hilang!!!!

2006-04-21T08:46:00.000+08:00

Kepada sesiapa yang ternampak Hamster Slim Abana, sila hubungi Abana dengan seberapa segera.

Abana telah kehilangan seekor lagi Hamster yang bernama 'NINI' di rumahnya. Nini dikatakan telah berjaya meloloskan diri dari sangkar malam tadi untuk mencari suaminya yang telah menghilangkan diri sejak 3 hari lepas.

Kepada sesiapa yang terlihat? sila hubungi 012 750 8441

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Have you seen my hamster?

2006-04-21T08:31:00.000+08:00

Kepada semua sahabat,

Jika ada sesiapa yang ternampak hamster peliharaan saya? Hamster ini dipanggil 'DIDI', seekor hamster jantan.

Didi hilang dari sangkarnya pada malam 18 April 2006 dikatakan telah berjaya membuka pintu sangkar dengan sendiri dan berjaya melepaskan diri. Didi telah meninggalkan seekor balu bernama 'NINI' di kediamannya.

Jika sesiapa ternampak Didi, sila hubungi Slim Abana 012 750 8441

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Pernah Anda Toleh Ke Kiri?

2006-04-18T07:42:00.000+08:00

Tak Paham tajuk?

Tak per.. jangan risau...

Korang penah tak drive sorang2, kat highway gelap takder lampu? kalu keta ko je kat atas jalan, sumber lampu hanya pada keta ko je, pernah?

Mesti pernah,kan? cuma... semalam aku baru balik dari offshore. so aku drive la malam... takder keta.. ade keta aku je.... masa dalam keta, aku terfikir.. selama aku drive sorang2, malam2 ni, aku tak pernah toleh ke kiri. toleh ke kanan pun tak kot.

kalu nak pandang kiri kanan, aku cuma guna ekor mata je. Mana yang nampak. kalu tengok side mirror atau cermin pandang belakang, aku cuma pandang 1 saat je. Tapi kalu ade keta lain kat belakang aku pandang lama skit la.. nak tengok, kena mana yang tak reti bahasa pasang high beam. Tak reti bahasa tu.. silau la BODOOHHHH!!!

Korang penah toleh tak kiri masa drive sorang2? cuba la

Anyway, aku wish Selamat Mencuba untuk semua pembaca...

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Pengsan Bau Kaki Sendiri

2006-04-15T19:34:00.000+08:00

15 - 17 April 2006 aku ade Bottle Testing kat Platform Tapis A, ExxonMobil. aku duk kat bilik 315. dalam bilik tu ade dua orang, aku dan sorang Maintenance Technician. Sesampainya aku di bilik tu, aku bukak laptop aku untuk buat ape yang patut. Masa ngah wat keje, aku terbau busuk.... aduuuuuhhhh, bau ape plak ni.. busuk giler.... Ni mesti bau kaki orang sebelah ni..

puas aku cari bau busuk ni.. nak kata stokin aku? tak busuk pun... nak kata carpet busuk? aku dah bau tapi tak bau pun.... aku dah pening dah.. rasa nak pengsan dah ni.

Last sekali aku tergerak nak bau kaki sendiri... PEEEEERRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! bau kaki aku rupanyer.. hehehehe habis fitnah aku bagi kat orang sebelah.. cian dia.

camner aku nak hilang kan bau ni? aku basuh kaki ngan sabun... tapi tak hilang gak. aku amik cologne aku spray kat kaki... sekejap je.. pastu busuk balik... aduuuuuhhh...

Keputusan terakhir.. aku amik minyak rambut GATSBY aku, aku sapu kat tapak kaki... bau beransur hilang... LEGAAAAAAA!!!!

P/S": Moral of the story adalah..."STOKIN IBARAT SELUAR DALAM. SEHARI SEPASANG. KALU TAK TUKAR, IBARAT MENANTI KUNJUNGAN KURAP."

Sekian Terima Kasih.

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Kecemasan di Seligi A

2006-04-10T02:27:00.000+08:00

Sunday, April 9th - Platform minyak Seligi A, ExxonMobil gempar apabila seorang daripada pekerja di platform berkenaan menjerit minta tolong. Kejadian tersebut berlaku pada jam 3 pagi di mana semua staf syif pagi sedang nyenyak tidur. Ketika jeritan itu, Radio Operator memaklumkan yang beliau hampir-hampir mengaktifkan penggera kecemasan.

Setelah di siasat dengan teliti, rupa-rupanya seorang kontraktor yang hanya ingin dikenali sebagai Abana sedang mengigau. Perkara ini hanya di kategorikan sebagai False Alarm.

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Kemalangan Gemparkan Platform Seligi A

2006-04-10T02:23:00.000+08:00

Sunday, April 9th - Platform Minyak Seligi A sekali lagi gempar dengan pintu sebuah peti sejuk di galley terhempas ke lantai. CampBoss Seligi A memberitahu kepada media bahawa kemalangan tersebut dikategorikan sebagai near miss di mana tiada kemalangan jiwa berlaku.

Pintu peti sejuk yang terjatuh itu telah di buka oleh seorang kontraktor yang hanya ingin dikenali sebagai Slim Abana ketika hendak mengambil air jus mangga. Abana membuat kenyataan bahawa kemalangan tersebut bukan salahnya. Malah peti sejuk itu sendiri sudah uzur. Di dalam laporan kemalangan yang di siapkan oleh Abana ada menjelaskan bahawa peti sejuk terbabit dibuka dan ditutup beratus-ratus kali oleh semua pekerja di platform Seligi A.
Dengan laporan beliau, dapat menyangkal tuduhan merosakkan harta benda platform dengan sengaja. Buat sementara mendapat peti sejuk yang baru, campboss telah tutup peti sejuk itu dengan plastik.

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Hilang Steering?

2006-04-09T02:25:00.000+08:00

Saturday, April 8, Kuala Lumpur - Sebuah bas Transnasional menjadi kelam kabut apabila seorang dari pada penumpang bas berkenaan menjerit dengan mengatakan "Steering Hilang!". Pemandu bas berkenaan terkejut dengan jeritan penumpang lelaki tersebut dan memperlahankan pemanduannya.

Penumpang lelaki yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Slim Abana dikatakan menjerit secara tiba-tiba di tempat duduknya yang terletak di bahagian belakang bas. Jeritannya juga telah membuatkan penumpang yang lain terjaga dari tidur dan terpinga-pinga. Setelah disoal-siasat oleh pemandu bas, rupa-rupanya Slim Abana telah mengigau. Dalam cerita mimpinya, Abana sedang memandu sebuah kereta pada waktu malam ke Kuantan. Ketika beliau hendak ambil barang, beliau melepaskan steering. Selepas itu beliau dapati steering keretanya telah hilang. Dalam keadaan cemas, beliau menjerit dengan menyatakan steeringnya hilang.

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Proton Edar Services... any comment?

2006-04-02T02:26:00.000+08:00

Mahal-mahal-mahal.... ape la agaknya yang Proton Edar buat sampai mahal sangat?

aku tak paham kenapa boleh mahal sangat.. aku tengok service list tak la banyak.. tapi satu item sampai ratus2...

ok tak perla.. mungkin bagi korang murah.. tapi bagi aku yang berpendapatan rendah ni.... mahal wooooo....

Lubricant Oil aku pilih Syntium 1000 RM168.. aku tanya, bukan RM148 ke.. tak.. dah naik harga... oh yer.. lupa sekarang minyak dah naik harga... bosan betul la. rasa orang golongan rendah cam aku ni tertindas pulak... kalu gaji RM3000 takper la...

pastu ade la mende kecik2.. spark plug RM24.90... coolant RM10.41.... screen wash RM2.65.... car wash RM10.52.....

Yang kecik2 tu takper tapi yang service labour charge ni... RM94.34???? mahal nyer!!!!!!!!

aku tanya kenapa mahal sangat? dia kata sebab dah 30,000 km... aku tanya service sebelum ni RM35 je... dia kata sebab dulu 20,000 km je... PUNDEK KO LA!!!!
So? kalu 40,000 km? dia kata RM105.24.... selamba je... nape makin tinggi mileage makin tinggi harga? aku tak paham? makin tinggi hazard ke kalu makin tinggi mileage kalu nak service?

Kalu banyak hazard, ape hazardnya? kena bukak enjin tu ke? cuba kalu keta customer tu dah 100,000 km? bape agaknya service labour charge dia? setianya customer tu nak service lagi ngan Proton Edar.... mahal camner pun sanggup... aduhhhh... aku tak sanggup... kalu next service harga dia betul meningkat, aku takkan datang proton edar lagi..

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Jom Blah dari Irong Barat A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-28T18:22:00.000+08:00

28th March 2006
Irong Barat A

Pagi ni dengan rasa segar, aku bangun pegi safety briefing kul6.30 siap mandi sekali.... fuuuhhh lepas mandi rasa bagai pelangi... tapi.. pelangi tercemar... kenapa? semua bilik air dan bilik mandi kat Irong Barat A ni... hancing giler babas... dinding ade warna kuning.. lantai kuning.. tak tau la kalu karat...

Aku dah prepare nak balik dah.. summary report dah buat... dah hantar... cuma satu lagi yang tak selesai... testkit kitorang dah hilang!!!!

Tak tau la hilang camner.. no container yang kitorang bagi tu takder atas boat... tanya orang Kemaman Supply Base (KSB) takder.. dah puas cari dah ni... camner ni...

dah kul 1045 hours ni.. lagi sejam chopper nak sampai...

Akhirnya.... jupe jugak testkit aku.... rupanya sector boat offload ke KSB sebab nak servis container. nasib baik diorang letak kat KSB... senang skit keje.. kejap lagi aku balik onshore.. terus set up container ke Guntong A...

"Attention to passenger to Kerteh, chopper will be arriving on IBA on 1345."...

Tuuu diaaaa... 1 jam 45 minit lagi.... ok.. sumer barang dah packing dah.. tinggal laptop ni je...

dah la.. aku packing laptop pastu duk kat galley.. tengok national geographic....

chopper sampai.. aku blah cepat2... nak balik nak buat keje kat opis tu bertambun2...

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2nd day of nothing..... wasted

2006-03-27T23:21:00.000+08:00

27th March 2006
Irong Barat A

Macam biasa, kul6.30 ade safety briefing kat meeting room... hari ni tak buat keje, so tak apply permit to work la... sarapan cam biasa. Pagi ni buat report nak hantar kat Menara ExxonMobil. Tapi actually, hari ni takder pape pun.. busaaaaan....

hari ni aku tido je dari kul11 sampai kul4.. ngantuk giler.. bangun je akmal kata testkit kita takder dalam manifest permint sepoi... aduuuhh camner ni.. takkan kita duk saje je... aku terus call EMEPMI logistics, aduuuhh... kena marah pulak... nak wat camner.. kita risau barang kita... banyak problem betul la...

Kitorang dah plan dah... kitorang skip bottle testing kat Irong Barat A ni, testkit kitorang re-direct to Guntong A terus.. kitorang balik 28th March ni... EMEPMI pun dah agree nak re-schedule semula trip kitorang ke Irong Barat A lain kali... so ape lagi? main game la.....

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2nd day on Irong Barat A

2006-03-26T22:20:00.000+08:00

26th March 2006
Kerteh Helibase

Pagi ni kul 6.30 aku blah ke umah Akmal n terus ke Kerteh Helibase... bila sampai sana, check in... "Maaf encik, nama encik takder dalam booking pagi ni.. nama encik pada pukul1. ok lah.. balik umah member dulu kat Taman Penalex, Kerteh.

kul1230 blah ke kerteh helibase untuk check in.. nampak takder orang pun.. tanya kat kaunter pertanyaan, ade chopper tak kul1.. dia kata kul2.30. check in kul1... lor.. penat je aku terkejar2 dari umah member aku tu. so lepak la sampai kul2.30...

Nampak gayanyer memang kita berdua je naik chopper.. takder orang lain lagi...takper lah.. naik Sikorsky S76.. laju wooooo....

masa dalam chopper tu, aku duk tepi tingkap.. aku tengok sumer yang ade kat langit tu... korang mesti penah dapat email yang tunjuk awan yang berbentuk tulisan 'Allah' dalam tulisan jawi kan? tapi kali ni aku tengok dengan mata aku sendiri. tapi bukan satu awan je yang berbentuk tulisan nama 'Allah'... banyaaaaakkk... hampir semua awan yang ade kat langit tu berbentuk nama Allah. jadi? ape yang boleh aku cakap sekarang? kuasa Allah tak terduga oleh hamba-Nya.

sampai Irong Barat A dalam kul 1510 hours. sampai, lapor diri pada platform supervisor.. citer tujuan datang sini..pastu naik bilik tido 415... aduh tinggi nyer. tingkat 4.. dah la tangga dia tinggi.. tak landai cam tangga biasa.. mengah aku naik tangga ni.. sampai bilik mandi, smayang, pastu gi minum... lepas minum cari Lamat Mahmud (EMEPMI reps).. discuss ngan dia pasal plan kita n masalah yang kita tengah hadapi ni..

huh.. kena tunggu lama tu.. testkit sampai 27/03 malam so 28/03 dah bleh start keje.. tapi kena cepat la sebab boat sector seterusnya pada 30/03... kalu terlepas boat sector ni, kena kejar boat sector pada 03/04... so terlalu lambat untuk buat bottle testing kat Guntong A pulak.... so kena buat keje dua hari je... siang malam la kena keje...

malam tak banyak buat keje.. tengok tv je... buletin utama - lfal - SmallVille - Apprentice. Tapi sebenarnya tak dapat tengok pun Apprentice tu sebab diorang tukar channel bola... tengok ManU lawan Birmingham City.. lantak la.. terus naik tido... nak buat ape lagi..

Sebelum aku tido... aku jenguk tingkap jap.. aku nampak ade cahaya dari jauh.. banyak nya cahaya.. cahaya tu dari platform.. rupanya banyak platform dekat2 ni.. siang tak nampak sebab jauh tapi bila malam, nampak cahaya dari flares diorang.... dengan penuh jakun aku tengok platform tu... sebelum ni kat platform Larut A, aku tak nampak mana2 platform yang dekat.. memang la.. Larut A adalah platform kat sempadan dah...

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Irong Barat A?

2006-03-26T14:19:00.000+08:00

25th March 2006
Kerteh Helibase

aku tengok jam kul4.15... aku tolak kul4.15???? leh ke sampai ni? aaaah, aku drive je la.. ntah bape km/j aku bawak... sampai gak kuantan... kul6. singgah masjid solat subuh.. pastu terus ke umah akmal... umah dia gelap lagi.. janji kul7.30.. awal lagi.. aku tido dulu dalam keta.. kul7.15 akmal kejutkan.. siap2, brooooooommmmm terus ke kerteh helibase... tapi akmal yang bawak... kepala aku dah senoneng...

Sampai Kerteh Helibase.. aku terus uruskan hal check in. Bila check in... "Maaf encik. Nama encik takder dalam booking".

Pergh.. ape dah jadi? kan aku dah prepare booking seminggu lepas? aduuuuhhh... aku terus call Aliff.. engineer EMEPMI yang bertanggung jawab uruskan booking chopper... dia tak angkat.. dah tu nak mintak tolong sape? Akmal terus call Platform Supervisor.. nasib baik member dia.. Mr. Santhanadhan.. ok la dia tolong book kan.. tapi hari ni dah penuh.. dia tolong book untuk esok pagi... 1045 hour.. ok..dah balik umah dulu.. aku balik umah mak mertua aku kat panching utara, kuantan...

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I sharpen my competency on Irong Barat Alpha (ExxonMobil)

2006-03-25T23:17:00.000+08:00

Aku akan ke offshore lagi.. terpaksa wife aku tinggal dengan kawan dia di Bangi... aku akan ke platform Irong Barat A milik ExxonMobil. Aku terpaksa pegi untuk keje.. takper... 7 hari je..

24th March 2006
HQ Office KL

Aku patut pegi kerteh pagi ni.. tapi sebab aku terlalu banyak keje kat opis so aku delay ke malam ni.. aku buat la keje opis sampai siap.. tapi aku silap.. aku luper beli tiket awal2 sebab tiket ke pantai timur sure habis pada hujung minggu... so? dah takder tiket la.. ape nak buat lagi... sumer syarikat bas dah sold out... aku terpaksa decide untuk naik keta je... sebabkan keta company dah ade orang pakai, so aku kena pakai keta sendiri la... takper.. asal leh claim sudah...

aku penat sangat tau.. aku balik dari opis malam tu kul10. aku plan nak tido je la. Esok pagi kul3 aku blah ke kuantan amik Akmal. Nasib baik la ade Zeri.. dia la tolong kejut kan aku... aku siap nak bangun kul2.30.. nak siap2 tolak kul3... zeri dah kejut kan dah.. aku dah bangun dah tapi masih baring la... fikirkan aku nak tolak kul3 ni... tengah fikir punya fikir, aku tengok jam.... AIK? DAH KUL3.50?????? aku tertido ke? melompat aku bangun, mandi kerbau... angkat beg baju, angkat beg laptop, campak dalam keta... start keta, kunci pintu... broooooommmmm jalan...

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6th day on Larut A

2006-03-16T22:10:00.000+08:00

16 March 2006
Larut A

Pagi ni dengan bangganya aku bangun kul9.. mana subuh mana safety briefing... bagus la. aku turun sarapan, tanya akmal.. chopper pagi dah blah? daaaaahhhh.. chopper kita? chopper kita kul1230 hours smpi Larut A. ok.

Packing.. siap2 nak blah... kul1230 chopper sampai.. terus blah.. kali ni balik dengan Sikorsky S76.. laju chopper ni... on the way balik.. aku tengok banyak pulak platform.. masa datang tak nampak.. masa balik ni pulak banyak... tengah sibuk tengok laut.. sejam kemudian, aku nampak satu garisan yang panjang... dari kiri ke kanan.. panjaaaaaang sangat.. rupanya tu adalah daratan.. dah nak sampai... perasaan rasa melonjak2.. tu baru seminggu kat laut tu.. belum dua minggu lagi tu.. chopper smpi kerteh helibase.. turun chopper.. check out barang... amik handphone yang tinggal kat tempat letak barang tu.. terus amik teksi ke terminal makmur kuantan. Dari terminal, aku naik bas ke kl...

fikiran ni dah tak kelain dah.. ingat kat bini je...

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5th day on Larut Alpha

2006-03-15T23:09:00.000+08:00

15 March 2006
Larut A

Aku rasa dah penat nak sebut ALAMAK lagi... pagi ni aku bangun kul7.30... bangun.. mandi.. subuh gajah... sarapan... tengok tv...

Oleh sebab aku berasa tanggung jawab.. aku buat la beberapa call untuk arrange meeting ngan client lain.. aku call Murphy Oil, aku call Talisman, aku call Carigali... sumer sebab aku ni sales engineer... so aku kena contact supaya keep in touch dengan diorang...

BOSAAAAANNNNN..... nape la aku kena bounce takleh balik onshore.. keje dah habis.. so aku tak dapat nak buat ape.. aku buat ape lagi la.. aku amik cd.. pastu aku pasang kat galley... tengok ngan beberapa orang yang keje shift malam... aku tengok citer Fun with Dick and Jane.
Lepas tengok citer tu aku naik bilik... tido... dah la.. tido la... dah tak tau nak buat ape lagi... tido setido tidonyer.... sampai petang...

Petang tu aku dengar orang yang nak balik hari ni tak jadi balik sebab chopper tak datang cian diorang.... setiap petang aku tengok matahari terbenam... fuh.. aku rasa kat onshore takkan nampak matahari camtu... merah.. jelas bulat matahari tu... masa tu rasa kebesaran Allah tu adalah infiniti...

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4th day on Larut Alpha

2006-03-14T23:08:00.000+08:00

14 March 2006
Larut A

Alamak!!! lambat bangun lagi... dah kul6.40 dah... subuh cepat2, tak mandi, pakai coverall terus turun gi safety briefing... turun je dah habis briefing... penat je... dengan muka tak malu turun ke dining room, makan. sumer orang ade. mesti dalam hati diorang kata dah la tak datang safety briefing, muka pun buat selamba je.

Produk dah dapat so hari ni buat report je la... prepare pastu nak fax ke menara exxonmobil kul9 nanti... lepas fax.. aku turun ke lab nak kemaskan sumer equipment untuk hantar ke Semangkok A. Siap kemas sumer barang, aku isi form untuk shipment to Semangkok A. Sector boat yang akan tiba 16 Mac ni bernama Persint Sepoi...

Lepas settle sumer testkit untuk transfer, aku pegi booking chopper untuk balik... esok ade crew change.. so leh la balik guna chopper tu... rasa hepi nak balik.. tapi aku dapat info kata chopper tak boleh accept berat kitorang.. so kitorang terpaksa delay untuk chopper 16 Mac.. Sedih nyer...

Malam ni special sebab ade citer "NATASHA".. punyer la berebut tv.. ade set yang nak tengok Natasha... ade set yang nak tengok Bara... Nasib baik ade dua tv.. so settle... satu tv tengok Natasha, satu tv lagi tengok Bara... Habis Natasha, aku call wife aku.. rindu laaaaa. lepas call, tido la... ape lagi.

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3rd day on Larut Alpha

2006-03-13T12:07:00.000+08:00

13 March 2006
Larut A

Alamak! tak bangun kul5... lewat plak bangun.. terbangun kul6.. dah takleh amik sample dah.. terpaksa tunggu bila nak amik samples sebab shift pagi tengah apply permit to work.

Mandi... subuh... sarapan... safety briefing... masa safety briefing tu tengok2 la... eh takder orang apply Hot Work Permit dan Welding Permit... ok lah leh la apply Flammable Release Permit... lega.... leh gak amik samples.

Pagi tu dari kul7 sampai kul8 sibuk wat report test semalam untuk fax ke Menara EMEPMI. Siap report.. chow ke production deck amik samples.. uiks luper hantar copy permit to work kat control room.. hantar jap.. pastu terus ke lab.. buat testing..

Satu test PPD kena buat untuk clarify product mana nak pakai... Akmal prepare untuk Water Clarifier Test.

Dah kul9 pg.. break jap.. makan.. jangan tak makan...

sambung keje kul 9.30 pg... water clarifier punyer la banyak... dalam 45 chemicals.. so kena test sumer 45 chemicals nak try yang mana satu yang paling sesuai dengan water kat Larut ni.. lain platform lain chemical yang sesuai....

Tak banyak yang menarik untuk hari ni, cuma banyak test la yang kitorang buat...

Hari ni kitorang dah dapat product... complete set.. water clarifier ade dua (2) products dan Pour point depressant ade dua (2) product... Hari ni sebab dah dapat product, so buat keje sampai kul6 la... lepas habis keje, surrender permit to work kat control room. signature.. beres... jom pegi makan malam... makan aje...hehehehe

Lepas makan, aku dah terkenangkan sangat la wife aku kat umah tu.. ape la dia buat sekarang ni... call dia lah.. guna ring2 card... nak guna telefon free dah terlambat.. sebab petang tadi patut kena buat booking... sorang 5 minit...

Call wife aku.. rindu... bila call je, sejuk hati dengar suara dia.. rinduuuuu sangat22222.... masa call dia, rupa2nyer.. dia sedang berada dalam fitting room kat Plaza Warta!!! lor, bershopping sakan dia tu... aku tak der dia pegi shopping.. balik nanti siap la dia tu... hehehehe...

Malam ni aku tak buat ape2 lah... tengok tv je... kat offshore pun ade astro beb.. tengok la Star Movie.. citer ape ntah.. tengok je... habis citer, naik bilik.. main game, tulis diary.. boom.. tido..

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2nd day on Larut Alpha

2006-03-12T23:06:00.000+08:00

12 March 2006
Larut Alpha

Subuh aku bangun... punyer la terperanjat.. DAH PUKUL 6.58 PG!!!!! alamak.. subuh mana... safety briefing mana.... mampos la aku mesti diorang cari aku.... cepat2 mandi... subuh gajah... terus turun ke briefing room....

ok.. briefing cam biasa... nasib baik... memandangkan briefing room tu sebelah dining room je aku pun jenguk la dining room... ade makanan lagi la... yer la.. dah pukul 7.30 takkan ade sarapan lagi kot.. dah ade makanan lagi, aku pun balun la... duk kat dining room sampai kul 10.00 pagi... tengok kartun kat tv... SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANT... aku naik bilik aku tengok witness ngah tido... biar lah... aku pun main game skit.. n tido... tu la keje aku... dah test kit tak sampai lagi.. ape yang aku leh buat?

tengah sedap aku tido, tetiba storeman datang. dia kata ade container yang isi barang Eastern Energy... aku amik no container pastu.. sambung tido.. heheheh.... kul 11.30 pg aku Dayang sampai... (Dayang tu nama company yang uruskan hal ehwal kebajikan crew)... dia kata ade orang sampai pada chopper kul12.30 nanti... haaa... mesti Akmal... ok.. sekurang2nyer ade pembantu...sambung tido... kul12 bangun.. mandi.. turun makan.... tengah makan sambil tengok melodi tu, Akmal sampai...lega skit ade pembantu... actually aku pembantu dia la sebab dia lebih banyak experiences.. kuak kuak kuak...

lepas makan, smayang zohor, terus apply Permit To Work utk buat keje lab and collect samples.... untuk amik samples, aku kena pakai Release Flammable Permit dan keje kat lab keje pakai Cold Work Permit.... isi la dua2 borang tu...

"ooooo....masalah... tak boleh approve ni...", kata Production Technician
"nape plak", kata akmal
"ade orang dah apply Welding Permit", jelas Production Technician.

Welding Permit tak boleh clash ngan Flammable Release Permit.. sebab welding tu spark... kalu kita amik sample gak.. most possibility utk platform tu meletup... so tak boleh la apply...

jupe Platform Supervisor.. merayu.. ok dapat... tapi time break la.. kul3.. time tu welding stop... ok settle... kul3 aku dan akmal turun kat production deck...
Turun kat production deck, terus amik samples kat V-210 (nama vessel). satu lagi sample akmal kata nak amik kat wellhead... aku pun panjat la ke Main Deck... Mak datuuuukk... banyak nyer wellhead..aku punyer la bayangkan wellhead tu ade satu je.. sekali ade 26 wellhead... tak tau nak amik mana satu... tengok P&ID baru tau.. amik kat Wellhead A-4U.

Sample bawak kat lab... terus initiate water bath untuk Pour Point Depressant testing (PPD) buat testing sampai kul7.15.. stop jap untuk makan n solat.. mandi? tak sempat... terus turun ke lab.. terpaksa extent cold work permit sebab permit validity sampai kul6 tadi... lulus.. extent sampai kul10. buat lagi dua test PPD. Masa ondway balik ke living quarters dari lab, tengok matahari terbenam... cantik gilers.. warna merah. tak pernah tengok matahari merah camni.. leh tengok straight plak tu. kalu ade kamera leh la tampal kat blog ni.. tapi nak amik gambo pun kena ape permit... yer la sebab ade flash..

Siap testing kul10.45. lewat skit tapi takper lah.. plan esok kul5 pagi dah nak amik lagi fresh crude... crude yang amik siang tadi tak tak fresh...

Lepas siap lab malam tu, pegi minum la jap.. dahaga gilers... tengah nak minum malam, tengok tv alamak.. apprentice la... takleh miss ni... tengok la citer apprentice tu.... sampai habis.... kul12, balik bilik nak mandi n tido.. tadi dah panggil dah Petroserve untuk amik baju nak basuh... aku dah pesan kul5 nak gi amik sample.. kalu tak siap habis la.. yer la orang ade satu je coverall... susah gitu... ok gutnite...

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My Frist Trip to Oil Rig - Larut Alpha (ExxonMobil)

2006-03-11T23:00:00.000+08:00

"Minta perhatian. Kepada semua penumpang yang akan ke offshore, sila lapor diri di pintu masuk. Terima Kasih."

ok.. sekarang, sekali langkah aku lakukan, aku akan berada 40% confirm ke offshore... hati ni asyik bayangkan camner la agaknyer naik helikopter tu... camner la agaknyer rasa naik helikopter... Dalam keadaan tu, bukan aku fikir pasal platform Larut A yang aku akan pergi ni... ntah nape ntah.. mungkin aku banyak fikir segala kemungkinan kot....

Kemungkinan untuk helikopter terhempas.. mungkin.. Astaghfirullah.. harap jangan la... tapi memang tak terhempas pun sebab aku tulis blog ni time aku dah sampai Larut A dah pun... hehehehe....
Larut adalah platform minyak yang jauh dari pantai... kira2 sejam setengah....

1045 hours
Kerteh Helibase

Ok, Masuk... terdengar arahan pak guard yang ade kat situ. Masuk pintu sensor... tit tit tit... ape pulak yang bunyi...
"angkat tangan, encik"

Ape pulak yang aku bawak?... takder pape. cuma kunci je yang buat di bunyi...
sebelum naik chopper, kena masuk safety briefing dulu. Lor... ingatkan ade attendant yang bagi briefing.. rupernyer dia cuma pasang video.. tengok la kita video tu.. betul jugak ek.. takder la diorang penat nak bagi speech yang sama sebanyak 5 kali sehari 35 kali seminggu..

ok.. masuk lounge... pakai safety vest, pakai earplug.. tunggu chopper... Fuhhh.... chopper baru... caya lah... aku naik Super Puma 9M-SPC...
Penerbangan bermula...

Kepada yang tak penah naik chopper... meh aku citer... memandangkan aku duk depan sekali (belakang captain la), aku nampak ape yang diorang buat....
masa nak naik tu, aku tengok dia tarik semacam handbreak tau.. tapi tak tau ape... tapi dia tarik la.. bukan tolak.. pastu dia tekan satu butang... lepas tekan butang tu aku rasa kipas atas makin laju... pastu ade dua tiga butang lagi dia tekan and last sekali dia tarik satu lever kebawah... aku terasa yang chopper tu terapung.... tengah terapung tu, tetiba chopper tu jadi senget... cam nak terbalik.. aku punyer la cuak... aku tengok captain tu pulas satu suis.. chopper tu tegak balik...
pastu captain tu pegang satu batang controller (cam game yang kita tengok tu). captain tu tolak ke depan, chopper tu tunduk ke depan dan gerak ke depan dengan megahnyer...

FUYOOOOO GILER KE APE??? chopper tu terbang dengan ketinggian dua (2) meter je... rasa cam nak terhempas je... tengah chopper tu tunduk ke depan, terasa makin tinggi dia terbang. bila dah tinggi sikit dalam 300 kaki, chopper tu tegak, dah tak tunduk lagi... tapi time dia tegak tu chopper tu cam nak berpusing... (cam body chopper tu nak ikut pusing sekali ngan kipas). Pastu aku tengok captain tu tekan satu butang dan pulas satu suis.. aku dengar kipas belakang pulak makin kuat.. ok.. dah tak rasa nak pusing lagi....

Terbang la chopper tu dengan ketinggian bape ntah, tapi atas awan la... sekali langgar awan, dia punyer gegar cam nak tertanggal kipas tu.. cuak cuak... Masa terbang atas darat, orang sumer jenguk2 bawah.. masa dah sampai laut, sumer orang tido.. yer la.. ape nak tengok? laut je... Perjalanan yang bosan.. takder pape yang nampak.. aku harapkan dapat tengok platform2 minyak yang lain tapi hampa. aku cuma nampak satu platform je.. Guntong Alpha.

Tiba di Larut Alpha
sebijik cam commercial flight, captain akan buat announcement untuk tiba di Larut Alpha, so aku bersedia. tiba di platform, takleh buat ape2 tunggu je captain atau HLO (Helicopter Landing Officer) bukak kan pintu... dah bukak, turun, pegi living quarter untuk lapor diri ke Platform Supervisor. lapor diri, kena duk dengar safety briefing lagi... lor.... aku berdua je yang turun Larut Alpha. Aku dan sorang witness dari Exxon. dia akan tengok aku buat keje kat sini.lagi 16 turun Guntong Alpha.

Lepas safety briefing tu, aku dapat satu badge number n slip no bilik... naik la ke bilik.. bilik 309... aircond tu.. fully aircond.. sejuk nak mampos...lor sebilik ngan witness plak... dah susah nak rehat.. nampak gaya, aku kena buat2 sibuk la....sampai bilik letak barang, terus aku bukak laptop.. buat satu action plan.. aku ingatkan witness tu nak discuss ngan aku.. tapi aku tengok dia bukak beg, amik tuala, cabut baju seluar, pastu pegi mandi.. lor.. pehal?
lepas mandi tu dia siap pakai baju. aku nak tunjuk la kau punyer action plan untuk tujuh (7) hari aku kat sini. Tapi dia cakap ape?
"dah kul12.30 ni, jom makan"

Makan? aik? efficient nyer.. jom la makan... turun ke dining room, dah takder orang. orang dah makan tadi kul12.. diorang tengah sambung keje kot... FUYOOOOO.... makan sedap22222 wooooo... taraf 5 bintang tu.. padan la orang kata kalu duk platform lama2 boleh membesar dengan sihat! (perut je yang membesar).
lepas makan, solat.. pastu duk kat bilik kejap.. ingatkan nak tunjuk action plan tu.. tapi dia baring je.. takper lah... aku cakap nak turun jupe storeman, nak tengok test kit untuk bottle testing dah sampai belum...
fuh... first time rasa duk laut... tengok laut saujana mata memandang... takder pape.. laut je.... ondway ke store room tu... dengan penuh jakunnyer aku pandang semua tempat.. yer la.. first time la katakan....
jupe store man, en. hashim. check testkit.. dah ade dah... tapi utk Pour Point Depressant je (PPD). Water Clarifier (WC) tak sampai lagi... store man kata petang ni ade sector boat sampai.. harap2 la WC test kit sampai.
So? dah takder pape yang leh wat.. WC Testkit tak sampai lagi... naik bilik, tido la ... aku sampai bilik je.. tengok witness dah membuta dah.. fuh.. dia yang tido.. aku pun tdo la ape lagi.. hehehe.. action plan tak tunjuk lagi tu....

1700 hours
Larut Alpha

tit..tit..tit... siren bunyi.. satu announcement suruh sumer crew turun meeting room... ingatkan ade emergency drill... rupernye sesi gotong royong bersihkan kawasan platform. aku amik satu plastik sampah pastu pusing satu Larut A. kutip sampah sambil pandang sana sini dengan penuh jakun. Tengah2 kutip sampah tu aku cari la emergency muster station. kat mana l a aku kena pegi kalu ade kecemasan....
Rasanyer dah habis sampah dah.. tak tau ape lagi nak kutip. aku pun berangan la kat tepi platform tu sambil pandang laut. tengah berangan, aku terpandang sekumpulan ikan lumba-lumba berenang sambil lompat2... sekali lagi aku jakun.. takjub.. ikan lumba-lumba tu cam buat pertunjukkan kat aku plak..hehehehe... rasa nak tengok lagi dekat... aku pun turun la kat cellar deck... nak turun kat sea deck takut.. kat cellar deck tu aku nampak clear ikan lumba2 tu...seronok... pastu aku tengok bawah kat kaki platform plak.. aku ternampak ikan besar nak mampos... ade yang panjang dia sama dengan ketinggian aku (walaupun aku lebih rendah dari korang). besar gilers... orang kata tu ikan pisang.. ntah nape nama dia ikan pisang... ikan yang tak sedap... tak tau plak nape ikan tu tak sedap..
dah kul5.15.. cukup la gotong royong... kul6 nanti dah start makan malam... aku terus duk bilik makan. sampai2, makanan dah ade. aku pun balun la... makan tanpa was2. hik hik hik...

lepas makan aku naik bilik. main game. aku tengok witness tu rilek je... aku pun rilek la.. smayang maghrib pastu turun balik ke bilik makan nak tengok buletin utama. Time tengok buletin utama tu tengok Petroserve (nama syarikat catering) tengah siap2 untuk makan malam kul9 punyer... makan je gua cakap luuu.... aku pun balun la ape yang dia dah hidang tu... Untuk pengetahuan korang, kat offshore ni waktu makan adalah sarapan kul 0600, kudapan kul 0900, lunch kul 1200, minum petang kul 1500, makan malam kul 1800, supper kul 2100, makan tengah malam (shift malam) kul 0000 (tapi kalu korang tak leh tido, turun je makan. MAKAN FREEEEEEE...), kudapan kul 0300, n breakfast kul 0600. begitulah seterusnya...

Lepas tengok buletin utama, ade program anugerah seri angkasa... huh.. busan.. pastu ade crew lain tukar channel 1.. bola sepak..ok la skit.. dah penat aku naik la atas nak buat call kat wife aku.. aku naik je .. diorang kata waktu buat call out dah habis.. sedih aku..

aku naik atas nak buat report hari ni.. tapi tak jadi. aku bukak cd citer See Dick and Jane Run.. citer yang best dan kelakar... habis citer. lepas habis citer tu aku terus masuk tido.. witness aku pun me-witness-kan citer yang aku tengok tu... tidoooooo....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

PERSOALAN HIDUP SEORANG MANUSIA,

2006-03-03T14:43:00.000+08:00

Kenapa ? KENAPA AKU DIUJI?

"Apakah manusia itu mengira bahawa mereka dibiarkan saja mengatakan; "Kami telah beriman," sedangkan mereka tidak diuji? Dan sesungguhnya kami telah menguji org2 yg sebelum mereka, maka sesungguhnya Allah mengetahui org2 yg benar dan sesungguhnya Dia mengetahui org2 yg dusta." -Surah Al-Ankabut ayat 2-3

KENAPA AKU TAK DAPAT APA YG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN?

"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi pula kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu, Allah mengetahui sedang kamu tidak mengetahui." -Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 216

KENAPA SUSAH SANGAT UJIAN INI?

"Allah tidak membebani seseorang itu melainkan sesuai dengan kesanggupannya." -Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 286

RASA FRUST? TENSION? LEMAH SEMANGAT?

"Jgnlah kamu bersikap lemah, dan jgnlah pula kamu bersedih hati, padahal kamulah org2 yg paling tinggi darjatnya, jika kamu org2 yg beriman." - Surah Al-Imran ayat 139

BAGAIMANA HARUS AKU MENGHADAPINYA?

"Wahai orang-orang yang beriman! Bersabarlah kamu (menghadapi segala kesukaran dalam mengerjakan perkara-perkara yang berkebajikan), dan kuatkanlah kesabaran kamu lebih daripada kesabaran musuh, di medan perjuangan), dan bersedialah (dengan kekuatan pertahanan di daerah- daerah sempadan) serta bertaqwalah kamu kepada Allah supaya, kamu berjaya (mencapai kemenangan)." -Surah Al-Imran ayat 200

"Dan mintalah pertolongan (kepada Allah) dengan jalan sabar dan mengerjakan sembahyang; dan sesungguhnya sembahyang itu amatlah berat kecuali kepada orang-orang yang khusyuk" -Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 45

APA YANG AKU DAPAT DRPD SEMUA INI?

"Sesungguhnya Allah telah membeli dr org2 mu'min, diri, harta mereka dengan memberikan syurga utk mereka... .. -Surah At-Taubah ayat 111

KEPADA SIAPA AKU BERHARAP? "Cukuplah Allah bagiku, tidak ada Tuhan selain drNya. Hanya kepadaNya aku bertawakkal." -Surah At-Taubah ayat 129

ARGHHH AKU TAHAN!!! AKU DAH BOSAN!!

"... .. dan jgnlah kamu berputus asa dr rahmat Allah. Sesungguhnya tiada berputus asa dr rahmat Allah melainkan kaum yg kafir." -Surah Yusuf ayat 12

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Don't they realise, Everybody know this is con!!!

2006-03-02T11:00:00.000+08:00

FROM THE DESK OF MR INSTIH JABARU
THE MANAGER AUDIT AND ACCOUNT
BANK OF AFRICA WEST AFRICA BURKINA FASO

PLEASE RELPY ME WITH THIS EMAIL instijabar@myway.com

WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT READ THIS AND REPLY ME IMMEDIATELY
I AM MR INSTIH JABARU THE MANAGER AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT, FOREIGN REMITTACE DEPT. OF BANK OF AFRICA. BURKINA FASO.
I REALLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ORDER TO TRANSFER 18.5MILLION USD INTO YOUR ACCOUNT SECRETLY.
DURING OUR AUDITING AND INVESTIGATIONS IN THIS BANK MY DEPARTMENT I CAME
ACCROSS THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLAR(US$18,500.000.00) ONLY
BELONGING TO A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS NEXT
OF KIN IN 25th AEROPLANE CRASH IN COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC WEST AFIRCA ON THE
AIRCRAFT N°BOING UTA 727-200 ON 25 DECEMBER 2003.
BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY TO THIS DEVELOPMENT, THERE WAS NO TRACE OF CLAIM FROM
ANY PERSON AS THE FUND REMAINS DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK.
ALTHOUGH I KEPT THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MY JURISDICTION TO ENABLE US
PUT CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE SAID AMOUNT THROUGH A TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND OVERSEAS
WHOM WE SHALL PRESENT TO THE BANK AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE
DECEASED FOR A PROFITABLE AND SUCCESSFUL DEAL.
MEANWHILE ALL THE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIMS AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TOTHE DECEASED, TO GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY TO A
FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.
THE DIRECTIVES AND THE NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU AS SOON AS
YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO THIS GREAT BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY.INFACT, WE COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE WE CIVIL SERVANTS ARE
NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO OPERATE
FOREIGN ACCOUNT AND IT WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE EYEBROWS ON OUR SIDE DURING
THE TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE WE ARE
STAFF OF THE BANK.THESE ARE THE ACTUAL REASONS IT REQUIRES A SECOND-FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD
CLAIMS BY OUR SUPPORT AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN WITH COURT AFFIDAVIT TOTHE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY ON HIS/HER
REQUEST WILL BE RE-TRANSFERED INTO. ON CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU
WILL BE ENTITTLED TO 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION 5% OF THE TOTAL
SUM WILL BE USED TO REINBURSE EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE FROM TELEPHONE BILLS
AND OTHER EXPENSES DURING THE TRANSACTION WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES HERE.PLEASE YOU HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS WE ARE STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER WE CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU. I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT, WE THEN COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUDSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FOR INVESTMENT IN ANY COUNTRY YOU MAY ADVICE US TOO. ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU.

PLEASE RELPY ME WITH THIS EMAIL instijabar@myway.com

THANKS

MR INSTIH JABARU
BANK OF AFRICA

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Teringat Peristiwa Semalam

2006-03-01T17:48:00.000+08:00

Peristiwa semalam memang takkan ku lupakan... sebenarnya semalam punya malam....

aku tengok Anugerah Bintang Popular anjuran Berita Harian di TV3..... acara yang memang hebat.....

tapi peristiwa yang aku maksudkan bukan lah ABP tu... tapi peristiwa aku menjahit seluar aku untuk pergi kerja esok....

seluar tu dah lama dah... dah 5 tahun..... rasanya dah reput dah. seluar tu kalu direntap... gerenti koyak.... hari ni pakai, koyak lagi....

malam tu, sambil tengok ABP kat tv3, aku gosok baju untuk 5 hari kerja... seluar yang koyak tu nak pakai esok... so aku jahit la tempat koyak tu.....Koyak tu dekat garisan poket kiri.... memang koyak tu sama panjang ngan poket tu.... kalu seluk poket kiri tu, mesti terseluk koyak tu.. rasa lah peha sendiri... hahaha....

so, aku gunakan lah kepakaran aku menjahit.... aku terbalikkan seluar tu.... aku buat jahitan kia.... pastu aku terus jahit... sambil tengok tv.. aku jahit....

OK.. DAH SIAP!!!!!

punyer la puas hati tengok dah siap jahit.... ok nak gosok plak... kasi hilang itu kedut2....
bila aku betulkan seluar aku.... tetiba aku rasa cam kurang je.... ape yang kurang ek....
bila diperhatikan..... rupa-rupanya...... AKU TERJAHIT POKET KIRI AKU SEKALI!!!!!!!!

ALAAAA SEDIHNYA AKU..... AKU DAH TAKDER POKET KIRI DAH!!!!!!

nak tetas balik, malas...... dah la.. pakai je la..... sampai sekarang setiap kali secara automatic aku seluk poket kiri... aduh... lupa takder poket....

sekian....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Rasa Terasing Di Bumi Sendiri

2006-03-01T10:39:00.000+08:00

Patah Hati Patah hatiku
Membawa derita
Merajuklah diri
Merajuk diri
Tak tentu haluan
Patah hati ku
Membawa derita
Merajuklah diri
Merajuk diri tak tentu haluan
Ku harap janjimu
Bahagia selalu
Sayang
Rupanya patah
Rupanya patah di tengah jalan
Hendak diulang... Hendak diulang
Resah menanggung
Sayang
Kenanglah jangan
Kenanglah jangan disebut pun jangan
Hancur hatiku
Di dalam nestapa
Mengenangkan nasib
Mengenang nasib diriku malang( 2 X )
Maksud hatiku
Maksud hatiku
Bahagia bersama
Sayang
Apakan daya
Diriku miskin
Harta tak punya
Ingin ku petik
Bintang yang tinggi
Sayang
Tanganku hangus
Tanganku hangus disambar petir

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK dalam kekecewaan pilu...

Workload Fluctuating in My Head w/o PID Controller

2006-02-27T23:50:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, when we feel we want to have good opportunity to be at top of performance.

Due to need to grab the opportunity, we didn't think that we are holding too much burden on our shoulder......

Actually, perkara ni berlaku pada diri sendiri..... Dalam diri ni rasa nak kejar banyak bende... banyak pengalaman... banyak cabaran.... sumer nak rasa.... sumer nak cuba..... tapi kenapa tak fikir akibat kalu terlalu banyak kerja?

kekadang tu, sehari paling banyak workload ade 4 paperwork kena buat, 6 call kena buat, 4 discussion kena buat, dan paling kurang mesti solve 5 keje dalam satu hari.....

Guys!!!! 5 keje dalam satu hari je paling kurang... dalam 4+6+4=14.... 5/14 x 100% = 35.7% je completed work in one day...... sikitnyer?

kenapa tak siapkan 100% dalam sehari? thats what I called.... Fluctuating Workload..... esok buat lagi mende yang sama..... silap2 terpaksa bawak ke hari ketiga......

So lesson, guys!!!.... don't grab so much opportunities that surely can bring you into disaster...

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

The Day when Allah say Enough!!!

2006-02-27T23:30:00.000+08:00

Ape tajuk gini kan? pelik? dan menggerunkan.....

sebenarnya bukan ape..... cuma pada tanggal 22 February 2006, Abana outstation ke kemaman. Ada keje ofis kat sana... kena apply safety passport untuk ke offshore.... Abana sekarang dah keje offshore dah

keje kat darat ni dah tak main dah.... kasi cabaran skit....

Nak di jadikan cerita, abana ke pantai Cherating.. tapi bukan sorang... ngan member... Member ni ala ABSTRAK.... kiranya orang seni la.... Abana ngan dia jalan kat tepi pantai... buat puisi..

Bila jalan kat gigi air tu.. ombak mula pukul kaki kitorang, pastu kitorang dekat skit ngan air.... kena air lebih skit.... pastu... dekat lagi... dekat lagi... dekat lagi...... last2 air dah sampai paras pinggang......

Member kata ape kata kita try menyelam..... bape lama leh tahan dalam air masin ni...... Abana? ok jeeeeee......

Dia buat dulu..... "OMBAK DATANG!!!!!" tunduk.... bushhhhhhh...... member kena hanyut kat pantai.... fuuuuhhhh, seronok tengok dia buat gitu.... Abana pun buat gitu gak ar....

"OMBAK DATANG!!!!!!" Abana tunduk..... bushhhhhhh..... abana kena hanyut kat pantai... fuuuhhhhh, seronok gilers.....

"ALAMAK!!!!!! SPEK MATA AKU!!!!!"

"ZERI!!!! SPEK MATA AKU HANYUT!!!!!!"

"alamak, dah nak buat camner... zeri... dah ar.... kalu kena hanyut pantai.... memang takkan dapat jupenyer..... so... balik kl ni ko kena drive"

Zeri : Nanti, bila ko ke USA nanti... ko duk kat pantai... ko mesti jupe spek ko balik....
Abana: yer la tu... alamak... ape la aku nak cakap ngan bini aku ni.....
Zeri: takper lah.... aku rasa cukup sampai sini saja Allah nak bagi pinjam spek mata tu...
Abana: emm.... betul jugak....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Pengalaman Kahwin Satu Setengah Tahun

2006-01-20T09:14:00.000+08:00

Perbualan ini adalah antara aku dengan colleague aku kat ofis. Dia dah kahwin selama setahun setengah dan mempunyai seorang anak 5 bulan. Kisah hidup dia menjadi satu panduan buat aku yang baru kahwin ni.....

man : ko bagus la kalu dah kawin sekarang. Dari sekarang ko akan tau la kehidupan orang
kawin nanti.
abana : cabaran ape yang ko maksudkan?
man : ye la... ko sekarang dah kena tanggung orang. tanggungjawab ko besar. tapi kalu ko tau,
semua orang yang berkahwin akan menghadapi masalah kewangan. tak kira kaya mana
pun dia.
abana : aku tau tu. tapi masa ko mula2 kawin dulu, macam mana ko rancang duit ko ha?
man : masa baru kawin dulu aku buat pinjaman dari company RM4000, so sekarang aku
kena bayar bulan2 kat bos aku RM150 sebulan.
abana : ko tak buat pinjaman bank?
man : susah buat pinjaman bank. kalu pinjam dari bos, takder intrest.
abana: masa ko baru kawin dulu, camner ko manage duit ko?
man : masa lepas kawin tu... memang aku jimat sangat2 la... kalu ko perasan, sekarang ni baju yang aku pakai sekarang ni adalah baju aku masa belajar dulu.... aku takder intention nak beli baju baru....
abana : ko tak kongsi pendapatan ngan isteri ko?
man : sikit2 tu kongsi la... aku tak harap sangat untuk isteri aku bayar ape2 macam bil air ke letrik ke.... itu sumer aku yang bayar...
abana : bape gaji isteri ko?
man : RM2000++ la... walau pun gaji aku kecik dari isteri aku tapi aku kena tabah... ko patut tau.... satu masa nanti.... kemungkinan isteri kita akan ungkit pasal perbandingan gaji bila ada pertelingkahan... kita sebagai suami kena sabar....
abana : ok aku faham...
man : ko kena try squeeze mana yang kurang penting, ko toksah blanja... guna duit pada yang penting saja.....

Ok.. nasihat yang serba ringkas...

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Monthly Budget

2006-01-19T10:10:00.000+08:00

Dear Reader,

Mesti korang dah tunggu2, ape yang kena spend setiap bulan.....
Aku terigat lagi masa hadiri kursus Pra-Perkahwinan... Ustaz ade sebut..

kita "hidup ni mesti ukur baju di badan sendiri."

"Duit kamu adalah duit isteri dan duit isteri adalah duit isteri"

aku rasa kata2 yang kedua tu kena dibincangkan untuk pasangan yang gaji RM1000++. sebab ape? sebab tak cukup lah!!! sebab kena ukur baju di badan sendiri.

Pasangan mesti berkongsi mata pencarian... kalu dulu suami kerja, isteri jadi suri rumah... sekarang kenapa perempuan turut kerja? alasan asal adalah

"Untuk menambah pendapatan keluarga"
"Untuk meringankan beban suami"

so? kenyataan kedua tadi, si isteri kena tolak ansur la.... lain la kalu suami gaji RM3000.

ok jom kita ukur baju di badan sendiri....
kat bawah ni adalah belanjawan umum.....

RM
500 loan kereta
450 sewa rumah
250 pinjaman pelajaran
300 nafkah isteri
150 saving
200 orang tua
100 medical saving
100 insuran
150 bill telefon, letrik, air.
2200 TOTAL

so, bape gaji korang? cukup? ni adalah basic tau... installment perabot belum lagi... bayar kad kredit belum lagi.... petrol kereta lagi, maka, ukurlah baju di badan sendiri......

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Macam kena kawin paksa je

2006-01-19T09:58:00.000+08:00

Majlis Nikah,

Lokasi : Masjid Kampung Raja
Masa : 12.35 tghari
Tarikh : 18 Disember 2005

Wife aku telah dikenakan solekan yang sangat2 tebal. Sampai aku boleh tak kenal dia....

Ketebalan make up dia ni sampai tahap takleh nak senyum dah... takut make up tu retak.... sayang sangat.. takut rosak make up....

Time gini pun aku ade masa nak sms ngan dia... aku cakap... cam kena kawin pakse je... muahahahha.....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Hidup Pengantin Baru

2006-01-19T09:18:00.000+08:00

Dear Every body,
From September, till now, this is my first blog.... kena start balik... citer sumer kisah hidup baru.....

Orang selalu tanya,

"Seronok kawin?"

Apa yang boleh kita jawab? mesti lah seronok.... tapi bila dah kawin, cabaran baru akan bermula.

Most women will call it as Tanggungjawab and most of men will call it as Cabaran. Mana taknyer, dulu blanja makan minum pakai sumer sorang, tapi sekarang? sudah berdua la....

Tapi kan, aku rasa tak la rasa ketara sangat, sebab masa bercinta dulu pun dah mula budget belanja untuk dua orang... kwaaa kwaaak kwak...

18 December 2005 aku akad nikah dengan kekasih hati aku, sekarang dah genap sebulan aku kawin. Baru sebulan, rasa cam dah setahun dah.

Balik semula pasal 'cabaran n tanggungjawab', jom kita tengok, ape yang patut kita belanja dalam sebulan.....

makan minum
nafkah isteri
loan kereta
sewa rumah
loan pinjaman pelajaran
simpanan bulanan
duit orang tua
simpanan perubatan
insuran
bill telefon, bill letrik, bill air

berapa la agaknyer kos sebulan ek? banyak lagi patutnyer tapi kita tak nampak..... setiap bulan mesti ade bende baru yang kita kena belanja... ok... esok kita start kira blanjawan....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

I'm still workaholic like before

2005-09-02T19:02:00.000+08:00

Dear reader,

long time not to blog my story.... anyway, who want to read my blog? no one.....

huh.... sedar tak sedar, aku dah dua bulan kat Eastern ni..... tu la hikmah orang workaholic ni.... kerja kuat dan suka minum horlick.....

aku tak citer lagi kan? pasal staff kat sini? ha'ah... memang tak citer lagi.... aku takleh nak citer mende yang buruk nanti orang yang aku citer ni terbaca blog ni mati aku.....

anyway, ade 3orang engineer baru termasuk aku...... sorang bidang mechanical engineering, sorang electrical engineering dan last sekali aku dalam bidang chemical process engineering

first day aku, diorang dah bagi project kat aku.... aku terpaksa study semua process dalam masa seminggu...... so seminggu la aku balik kul9++ malam......

tapi aku ingatkan seminggu je aku camtu... rupanya aku stuck sampai sekarang... asyik balik malam je... paling awal pun lepas maghrib... tu pun nak pegi dating ngan buah hati....

aku cuba la buktikan yang pengalaman aku selama 8bulan kat PLC International tu membantu aku untuk kerja kat Eastern ni....

sekarang? ternyata diorang menaruh harapan yang tinggi untuk aku buat sesuatu yang tak pernah Eastern buat.... sekarang aku dah jadi project coordinator untuk HSE management system.... hahaha.....

aku kena berusaha keras untuk mencapai standard DOSH.... doakan untuk aku...

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Aku kesian tapi aku takkan mudah diperdaya lagi

2005-08-17T16:22:00.000+08:00

FROM ANITA DANKATA
Abidjan cote D`Ivoire West Africa.
Dearest Anas Shah

Good thing to write you. I have a proposal fo you,this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. Your profile pushed me to send you this mail, I am ANITA DANKATA, a 22 years old and the only DORTHAR of Mr and Mrs DANKATA.

My father was a highly reputable business man (a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.August 2002.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been master minded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! , My mother died when I was just 6 years old and my younger Brother 3year old. Since then my father took us so special. Before his death on nuvember 12 2002, he told me about a box he concealed the sum of six million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.(US D$6.5) deposited in one of the security company here in Abidjan, Ivory coast West Africa, which he disguised and declared the box to contain family valuables instead of money, for security reasons, by this way the company does not know the true content of the box.

The deposit document which I have in my possession carries my late father's name as the depositor, while I'm the next of kin on the same document.

I am just 22 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.

Dear, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your dorther?

2. Can I completely trust you?

3. Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much
FROM ANITA DANKATA

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

my third day in Eastern Energy

2005-07-21T14:27:00.000+08:00

Hi friend!.... this is my third day in Eastern Energy Services Sdn. Bhd.
actually this is my work hour... so sorry to my boss for spending my time on this blog...

well... this company is truly different from my previous job... previously, i work as consultant in PLC International... no i work in Eastern Energy as contractor... contractor /=/ consultant... mind set also different.. so i have to change my way of work to suit myself in this company....

well.. wish me luck...

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Pegi la tipu orang lain.. tak payah tipu aku!

2005-06-24T10:10:00.000+08:00

Dear Sir,

Compliment of the season consider the fact that we have not met before, you may consider this mail as a surprised;

I got your contact in my search for a trustworthy foreigner that will assist me in my presence predicament, as I don’t even know whom to trust so I allowed the spirit of god to led me to you.

First let me use this opportunity to introduce my self to you.

My name is Mrs. roseline Mensah, and I am living with AIDS. Ever since my husband, Hon.Kofi MENSAH, the former member of the parliament of my Country Ghana who died of AIDS and I was tested positive of the AIDS virus, the mass media wouldn’t just let me and my family be.

My only Son Emmanuel has stopped going to school in respect of his negative test because he could no longer stand the humiliations from fellow students.The embarrassments are getting on my nerves but what can I do? I would have loved to travel out of the country to a place where I will have peace and spend the rest of my life with my only Son but I couldn’t make it for I am weak and severely sick. Moreover, no Embassy would grant me Visa to her country with my hairs withering and boils all over my body.

This is the reason why I am doing my possible best to see that my only son Emmanuel J.Mensah who is 18years old and was tested negative should go out of the nation with his late father’s family inheritance of $19.5m USD.

From all indications, I know that my days are numbered.
In the light of the above, I have contacted you to assist me to transfer out of Ghana the SUM OF $19.5 MILLION U.S DOLLARS which my husband deposited as [DIAMOND/GOLD] with a safety company for the up-keep of my only Son who will be coming over to your country in due course to live and school and have a better life as I do not want him to live a reckless life like his late father lived.

YOU WILL INVEST THIS FUND FOR MY ONLY SON IN COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE OR ANY LUCRATIVE PROFITABLE BUSINESS OF YOUR CHOICE.

For your effort, I am prepared to give you 10% of the total funds. I am looking forward to hearing from you while thanking you for your anticipated cooperation in this regard.
Your can reach my only Son Emmanuel J.Mensah on this telephone number: +233 24 3861598. Or through the above e-mail.

Kind Regards

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Berapa besar dugaan yang mampu?

2005-06-22T08:15:00.000+08:00

Setiap dugaan yang Allah bagi sebenarnya adalah semampu kita.... Allah takkan bagi dugaan yang kita tak mampu hadapi....

sekarang aku hadapi satu dugaan dari Allah... dan aku terima. semalam June 21, aku terima 'Termination Letter".

ok... sekarang sumer orang faham ape maksud surat tu,kan? bla bla bla... aku dah tak diperlukan lagi dalam company ni lagi....

ape yang perlu aku lakukan? semalam gak aku terus contact company2 lain. mana lah tau yang diorang nak pakai engineer......

Doakanlah aku dapat kerja baru dengan kadar segera.... aku dah la insyaAllah nak kawin akhir tahun ni.... kalu tak dapat keje tak dapat la aku kumpul duit... tak dapat kumpul duit, tak dapat la aku kawin.... sedih tau....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Apology For The Disobedient

2005-06-20T08:22:00.000+08:00

Anas Bin Mohd Sam @ Mohd Shah,
C-6-2, Block C, Megan Avenue II,
12, Jalan Yap Kwan Seng,
50450 Kuala Lumpur.

Administrator,
PLC International Sdn. Bhd.,
C-6-2, Block C, Megan Avenue II,
12, Jalan Yap Kwan Seng,
50450 Kuala Lumpur, 17 JUNE 2005.

Dear Mr.

Sub: Apology For The Disobedient.

Brief to your letter (ref no: L/05-231/fm) given is referred.

I, Anas Bin Mohd Sam @ Mohd Shah, personnel no. ET044, would like to apologize on my disobedient to follow the rules stated in the Company Operation Manual.

I also realize about the memo dated June 8, 2005 stated that personnel could not use company facilities for chatting and playing games during office hour. For your information, I agree with the memo and I only chat and play games during recess and after office hour. Unfortunately, I admit there must be little chat during office hour but it was only for emergency and information sharing.

Due to your dissatisfaction, I’ve uninstall my messenger device from this company facility. I will not play games during office hour, which from 8.30-12.30, and 1.30-5.30. In addition, I also will not use office telephone for personal purpose.

I hope you could consider my apology for what I had done. I still could give my effort for this company to create both side satisfactions. I would like to thank for your consideration in this issue.

Thank You.

Sincerely,

AnasSShah
(ANAS BIN MOHD SAM @ MOHD SHAH)

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Show Cause Letter

2005-06-17T14:45:00.000+08:00

Ref No: L/05-231/fm

June 17, 2005

Anas Mohd Shah @ Mohd Sam
Engineer
ET044
PRESENT

Re: Show Cause Letter

As you are aware, our Company Operation Manual prohibits the use of office facilities for personal use during office hour. This was re-emphasis again in the office memo dated June 8, 2005.

Regretfully, you have breach this prohibitation and you have been observed by many others in the office undertaking these prohibited activities during working hours.

Your are hereby required to explain and give us solid reason for your misconduct by June 20, 2005.

You may wish to note that you are still a probationary staff, and PLC reserves the right to execute the necessary action stipulated in our terms of employment.

For and on behalf of
PLC INTERNATIONAL SDN. BHD.

Mohd Ridzuan Mohd Kassim
Administrator

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Kehidupan sekarang adalah untuk menipu!

2005-06-17T09:25:00.000+08:00

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To: pathway4u@hotmail.com
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON!
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:59:09 -0700 (PDT)

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Ref: 675161724
Batch: 9055490902/188
Winning no: QB8701/LNRC

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THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Satu lagi orang keje dia nak menipu je (part 2)

2005-06-15T08:52:00.000+08:00

From:Mr Markus Ansah
Union Bank of Togo Plc.

Dear Anas Shah,

My name is Mr.Markus Ansah, the manager, credit and
foreign bills of Union Bank Togo Plc. I am writing in
respect of a foreign customer of my bank with account
number 14-255-2004/utb/t who died in a plane crash
[Korean Air Flight 801] with the whole passengers aboard on August 6,1997.
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally
has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin
but all has proved abortive as no one has come to
claim his funds of usd.21.5 m, [twenty-One
million five hundred thousand united states dollars]
which has been with my branch for a very long time. On
this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall
be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be
the next of kin. And the banking ethics here does not
allow such money to stay more than seven years,
because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as
unclaimed after this period. In view of this I got
your contact through a trade journal after realizing
that your name and country is similar to the deceased.
I will give you 25% of the total. Upon the receipt of
your response, I will send you by fax or e-mail the
application, bank's fax number and the next step to
take. I will not fail to bring to your notice that
this business is hitch free and that you should not
entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer
can be finalized within seven banking days, after you apply to the bank
as a relation to the deceased.When you receive this letter. Kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your decision including your private
Tel/Fax numbers .

Regards.Markus Ansah.

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Satu lagi orang keje dia nak menipu je (part 2)

2005-06-15T08:51:00.000+08:00

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

who else in he world know me?

2005-06-15T08:44:00.000+08:00

aku baca blog orang gempak2.... ape la dalam hidup diorang tu buat ek.... aku jek yang takder mende yang leh citer... baik takyah ade blog... tapi kalu takder blog takleh nak bercerita ngan member....

mungkin citer aku yang menggembirakan tu tak banyak sebab sekarang ni aku sedang menghadapi pelbagai kesukaran dan kesusahan (seorang diri). yer lah.... siapa la yang nak kongsi kesusahan aku nih..... ade orang kata, sape suruh cari pasal..... ah sudah..

aku ade list top 10 member aku yang paling rapat ngan aku..... mmmm... nanti lah aku listkan... makin tinggi dia tu makin rapat ngan aku..... and for sure dia sanggup bersusah senang ngan aku...... agaknyer ko ni top 10 tak? hehehehe

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Safety Culture Survey

2005-05-17T22:49:00.000+08:00

YoYo Poyo...

sekarang dah hari ke tiga aku kat kerteh... outstation buat survey tentang keselamatan Petronas di tempat kerja... keselamatan? itu olang puteh ada panggil itu.... itu.... safety lo......

aku siap survey ni janka 26 may nih... tapi kalau ikut keputusan survey, aku kena extent lagi nih... maybe sampai 7jun... pergh... aku dah mula rindu kat... opis aku... muahahahaha....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Satu lagi orang keje dia nak menipu je

2005-05-12T22:55:00.000+08:00

FROM
MR.KAMAL AZAD.
MANAGER FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
CONTINENTAL TRUST BANK COTONOU.
REPUBLIC DU BENIN WEST-AFRICA.
PALM GROVIE MAISON AKPAKPA COTONOU,
REPUBLIC DU BENIN.

ATTN:
MY DEAR Anas Shah,

MY NAME IS DR.KAMAL AZAD, A BANKER BY PROFESSION AND CURRENTLY A MANAGERWITH CONTINENTAL TRUST BANK COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN. I GOT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN MY SEARCH FOR A REPUTABLE AND RELIABLE PERSON TO HELP ME CLAIM THE SUM OF USD$15 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY ONE OF OUR CUSTOMER WHO WAS INVOLVED IN THE DECEMBER 26TH 2003 BENIN PLAIN CRASH WITH THE WIFE AND CHILDREN. BELLO IS THE WEB SITE OF THE PLAIN CRASH.

www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

SINCE HIS DEATH NO ONE HAS COME UP AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND ALL OUR EFFORTS TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAS PROVE ABORTIVE THAT WAS WHY I DECIDED TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANYBODY WHO HAS THE SAME SURNAME OR LAST NAME WITH HIM VIA INTERNET PREFERABLY SOME ONE OF THE SAME NATIONALITY WITH HIM WHICH I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES WE NEED.

WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU IS TO PRESENT YOU TO OUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED COSTUMER ENGR,B.C. Shah, A DRILLING CONTRACTOR WITH SOME OIL COMPANIES HERE INWEST AFRICA, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME SURNAME/LAST NAME WITH HIM AND HE IS FROM THE SAME COUNTRY WITH YOU. SO IT WILL BE MORE ACCEPTABLE AND WISER TO PRESENT YOU THROUGH PAPERWORK TO THE BANK FOR THE CLAIM OF THE TOTAL FUND.

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE NECESSARY REQUIREMENTS THAT THE BANK MAY REQUEST FROM YOU AND FOLLOW UP THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR A/C AS AN INSIDER. IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT I AND MY PARTNERS HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR EYES ON THIS FUNDS AND HAS PUT THE ACCOUNT BLIND AND COVERED TO THE PUBLIC BY KEEPING THE ACCOUNT DORMANT TO ENABLE OUR PLANS FOR THE FUNDS TO COME THROUGH AND THIS IS THE TIME AND WE ARE HAPPY TO LOCATE YOU FOR THE PERFECTION OF THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK A/C TO BE GIVEN.

AS SOON AS I GET YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL UPDATE YOU ABOUT THE MODE OF DISBURSEMENT AND WE WILL ALSO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT INVESTING IN YOUR COUNTRY AS A WAY TO OF HELPING YOUR PEOPLE WHO SUPPOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL OWNERS OF THIS FUNDS .

LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT RESPONSE BY UPDATING ME WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION OR YOU CALL ME ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER 229-47-39-28. FOR MORE ELABORATE DETAILS ABOUT MY SELF AND THIS FUNDS. Thanks and God bless you.

YOURS SPECIALLY,
DR.KAMAL AZAD.
MANAGER FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
CONTINENTAL TRUST BANK COTONOU.(C.T.T).

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Go Tough Norwich!!!!

2005-05-09T18:35:00.000+08:00

Norwich City is our truly club of English Premier League... not Man U, not Arsenal, not Chelsea....... bla bla bla..

come on support Norwich winning for the last match of this season..... they cannot even draw, they have to win!

ITS THE RELEGATION BATTLE!!!!!!!!

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

2005-05-09T18:34:00.000+08:00

Everybody in Malaysia come cheer for NORWICH CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the club under sponsor of Proton........ Give your cheer of final match to avoid been relegate!!!!! cheer your club!!!

2005-05-07T22:36:00.000+08:00

Ini dia citer SEPET.... aku rasa la... aku suka citer ni bukan sebab aku ade member yang couple ngan amoi..... tapi sebab si Sharifah Amani ni..... CUTENYERRRRRRRRRR.....

SEPET sepet SEPET sepet SEPET

2005-05-07T21:59:00.000+08:00

I'M in the office right now, but i miss my mood at mamak restaurant just now to settle up my HSEMS Procedures. so i watched SEPET. alaaa.... cite cinta laki cina ngan pompuan melayu.... bagi aku ok.... walaupun citer dia slow. Sharifah Amani cute.. tu yang aku suke tengok tu... suara pun manja.. cewaaaahh... aku ade member la couple ngan amoi... so aku tak la jakun ngan kisah cinta dua bangsa nih......

ENDING nyer sedikit mengecewakan.... ku keciwa.... Sebenonyer aku cukup mengharap untuk tengok ending yang hepily ever after..... tapi citer ape yang hepily ever after? takder hampeh....

citer yang tak la sedih sangat tapi unik.... citer yang unik....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

2005-05-07T12:15:00.000+08:00

Dahulu dara, sekarang tak lagi.....

Hello all readers,
i got this post from frenz of mine at frenzter. It's so shocking (at least for me) cause i never thought that Malaysian (hrm...malay especially) are totally in big disaster. *sigh*. The best to conclude this issue is WORLD is going down...the doomsday is around the corner. Ok, guys....ready for the shock."adapted message from miezie...thanx pal coz forwarding thid message to me..."
Baru2 ini, saya mendapat email daripada seorang sahabat lelaki saya di malaysia, memberi saya petikan daripada Mastika keluaran terbaru. Petikan email tersebut membuat saya berfikir panjang tentang kehidupan yang bakal saya lalui beberapa bulan nanti. Petikan ini sama seperti yang saya dapat di email tersebut, tanpa sebarang editing. jadi maaf jika kualiti penulisannya kurang memuaskan.

Recently dlm majalah mastika.ader satu artikel tuh.tajuk dia kalau tak silap ermmm "anak kita dah hilang dara".summary dia camnih, ader sorang penulis perempuan tuh dia lepak kat central market. sedang dia lepak duduk2 sambil tunggu teksi, dia terdengar conversation antara 3 malay girls. tanpa menoleh dia dengar perbualan tu tentang hilang dara.diaorg masing2 selamba cerita pasal exprience masing2.so si penulis nih pon toleh ler rupanya ketiga tiganya pakai tudung.dia pon gi jumpa ler minah2 tadi saje kata nak buat survey ttg masalah dara tuh. diaorg kata: sekarang org dah tak kisah ada dara ke tidak kalau suka kawin ler. kita semua dah pernah buat.tapi pandai buat pandai simpan ler. org lelaki tuh bodoh sebenarnya....so masa kali pertama nanti kepit ler kuat2. diaorg mesti tak tahu punya. pas tuh buat2 lah menangis kononnya sedih ler kehilangan dara :)
si penulis ucap terima kasih & beredar ke klcc plak. dlm hati~ ermmm kalau yg bertudung pon dah hilang dara, kita tengok yg seksi nih plak tentu hancuss. dapat ler respond dari sorang minah seksi bersama pakwenya, tapi masa conversation tuh pakwe dia gi tempat lain kejap.so si minah seksi tu lagi la selamba, seks biasalah kak.tapi pandai2lah jgn sampai bunting.kalau jodoh kawin dgn org lain, kita jgn ler bagitau, diaorg mana nak tahu .kata jek kita nih jenis suka sukan lasak , kalau tak percaya carik ler artikel yg mengatakan dara boleh hilang pasal tuh. tapi pandai pandai ler . jgn plak tunjuk terer atas katil nanti dia suspect.tuh pakwe saya pon ingat dia yg pertama meneroka tubuh saya.sebenarnya masuk yg nih dah 3 pakwe yg dah rasa.semuanya tak tahu :) jadi buat apa nak risau ada dara ke tidak. hidup mesti sedap.....enjoy selagi boleh kak, sebelum kahwin, sebelum tua.
ermm lebih kurang mcm tuh ler criternya. so kalau kat sini , kat kl m'sia ni pon org melayu dah ramai yg rosak, mcm mana yg kat oversea eikk? Membaca email sahabat saya tu, saya pun mula terfikir..walaupun saya ada first hand account on this issues, dengan rakan2 saya di malaysia, saya sangka yang isu seks luar nikah di kalangan remaja Melayu / Islam telah berkurangan kalaupun tidak berakhir,terutama dengan pengenalan islam hadhari yang diwarwarkan oleh pm kita. tgk, mcm tu la jugak.
Lalu saya pun terfikir..kalau mcm ni la kehidupan yang akan saya lalui di malaysia, apa gunanya saya balik ke malaysia? baik duduk di negara kafir ni jugak! sama sahaja! Nama je negara islam!"so, apa kes dgn orang Malaya ni? what going to be happened to our society? i thought that this kind of thing will reduce since Edisi Siasat already give the big-punch on all Malaysian face with their findings but sadly, WE NEVER LEARN FROM THE FINDINGS.May Allah always be with us to get throught this HELL.

--->this article been pasted from Dueng-Mangifera blogspot.... friend of mine
THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

dah kul 1 dah... balik... la

2005-05-07T00:48:00.000+08:00

aduuuhhhh..... dah kul bape? kul 1 am dah... jom balik.... esok sambung keje....
esok cuti... aaaahhhh keje je la.... siapkan gak prosedur ni... isnin nak submit...

wokeh jupe esok...

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

SLIM got Office Pressure!!!!!

2005-05-06T19:26:00.000+08:00

Hey SLIM, wassup?

one more pressure Slim has to face.. one of HS&E engineer in PLC nak pindah ke company lain.... company RIVAL yang hebat! no 1 competitor. Company ape name die ek.... tapi hebat giler la.... aku tak habis lagi menuntut ngan dia tapi dia dah nak pegi dah 20 jun ni.... gaji company tu bagi bape? RM3500/month.... pergh....

Rizal dah blah dah (rizal tu x-engineer PLC sekarang kat RanhillWorley). rizal pun dibayar RM3500 n be double kalau ade kerja kat Indonesia... double??? RM3500 X 2 = RM7000... aduh lembik lutut...

Pressurenyer kena study sendiri....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

3rd episode of The Day Slim Abana in Confused

2005-05-06T18:01:00.000+08:00

Minah ni kata dah sampai Kuchai Lama....

jimbergail (10:07:45 AM): hi there
abana_slash (10:07:58 AM): hi
jimbergail (10:08:02 AM): yes im here
abana_slash (10:08:27 AM): do you suppose to work rite now?
jimbergail (10:08:46 AM): sir im at the welfare center now
jimbergail (10:08:49 AM): we cnat go out
jimbergail (10:08:53 AM): and they wotn allow me yet
abana_slash (10:09:04 AM): why
jimbergail (10:09:04 AM): cos i lack one papers for the ministry of health
jimbergail (10:09:07 AM): thats why
jimbergail (10:09:11 AM): and theyll cehck it from us
jimbergail (10:09:23 AM): now if we cant show this to them theyll put us in jail
jimbergail (10:10:01 AM): thts why
abana_slash (10:10:06 AM): where r u surfing this net?
jimbergail (10:10:14 AM): the malaysian police
abana_slash (10:10:19 AM): ????
jimbergail (10:10:22 AM): at the wlefare cneter
abana_slash (10:10:32 AM): r u sure?
jimbergail (10:10:52 AM): u know why this health certificate and TDS is around 2000 pesos
jimbergail (10:11:01 AM): whic is around 135 rm
jimbergail (10:11:03 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:11:06 AM): im so sure
jimbergail (10:11:08 AM): and u know
jimbergail (10:11:13 AM): i just told my aunt to do so
jimbergail (10:11:18 AM): but she just called me
jimbergail (10:11:20 AM): and told me
jimbergail (10:11:23 AM): she got no money
jimbergail (10:11:30 AM): cos the one to follow it up there
abana_slash (10:11:30 AM): so do i
abana_slash (10:12:15 AM): listen
jimbergail (10:12:25 AM): yes sir
abana_slash (10:12:25 AM): i start to get curious again
jimbergail (10:13:01 AM): u know what sir
jimbergail (10:13:06 AM): if uc ant trust me with this
jimbergail (10:13:10 AM): ill show u
abana_slash (10:13:25 AM): pls do show me
jimbergail (10:13:59 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:14:11 AM): i wud go out to meet u even if its risky for me
jimbergail (10:14:16 AM): maybe later
jimbergail (10:14:20 AM): when the offie is out
jimbergail (10:16:24 AM): i wudd do it
jimbergail (10:16:28 AM): even if i wud be jailes
jimbergail (10:16:33 AM): jailed
jimbergail (10:17:47 AM): u there
jimbergail (10:17:50 AM): why u not talk
abana_slash (10:18:02 AM): sorry i'm not at my desk
jimbergail (10:18:19 AM): okey
abana_slash (10:18:21 AM): you would not be in jail
jimbergail (10:18:21 AM): are u busy
abana_slash (10:18:43 AM): u have passed the custom
abana_slash (10:18:58 AM): why should they caught u
abana_slash (10:19:09 AM): u know what?
jimbergail (10:19:15 AM): yes
abana_slash (10:19:18 AM): i'm curious because of that pic
jimbergail (10:19:23 AM): cos i lack the important documnets
abana_slash (10:19:24 AM): i mean ur pic
jimbergail (10:19:28 AM): why
jimbergail (10:19:33 AM): whats with my pic
abana_slash (10:19:43 AM): where did u get it?
abana_slash (10:19:47 AM): i mean
jimbergail (10:19:56 AM): why
jimbergail (10:20:01 AM): u dont belive it me
abana_slash (10:20:08 AM): in philippine u use cafe internet
abana_slash (10:20:22 AM): and then in Malaysia, u still using the same pic
abana_slash (10:20:30 AM): do u bring along ur pic?
jimbergail (10:20:32 AM): why
jimbergail (10:20:40 AM): im bringing along diskeete with me
jimbergail (10:20:44 AM): to paste it there
abana_slash (10:20:51 AM): thats funny
jimbergail (10:20:57 AM): why
jimbergail (10:20:59 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:21:00 AM): fine
abana_slash (10:22:16 AM): so?
abana_slash (10:22:20 AM): thats it?
jimbergail (10:22:29 AM): yes sir
abana_slash (10:23:05 AM): u must try to fine public phone to call me
abana_slash (10:23:15 AM): so i trust u that u r in Malaysia
jimbergail (10:23:23 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:23:27 AM): if theyll let me go you
jimbergail (10:23:29 AM): out
abana_slash (10:23:44 AM): simple as that,
abana_slash (10:23:55 AM): there must be public phone inside the welfare center
jimbergail (10:23:59 AM): none
abana_slash (10:24:13 AM): ok u ask the officer there the address
abana_slash (10:24:16 AM): i'll go there now
jimbergail (10:24:16 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:24:20 AM): cos theyre not here yet
abana_slash (10:24:27 AM): what?
abana_slash (10:24:33 AM): where are there?
jimbergail (10:24:52 AM): they went on to check this wlefare center is where to sleep only and to stay
jimbergail (10:30:09 AM): u there'
abana_slash (10:30:49 AM): i'm here
jimbergail (10:30:58 AM): why didnt u reply anymore
abana_slash (10:31:06 AM): u just find someone to get the address
abana_slash (10:31:12 AM): i'll go no
abana_slash (10:31:15 AM): *now
jimbergail (10:34:23 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:34:30 AM): okey u check ur email later
jimbergail (10:34:33 AM): if not i sms to you
jimbergail (10:34:35 AM): t he address
jimbergail (10:34:37 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:34:38 AM): see u

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THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

second episode of The Day Slim Abana in Confused

2005-05-05T23:02:00.000+08:00

Flight minah tu tertangguh ke esok..... suspen betul.... ini cerita seterusnya....

abana_slash (9:06:04 AM): hello where are u?
jimbergail (9:08:22 AM): u there
jimbergail (9:08:24 AM): hellooo
jimbergail (9:08:32 AM): u there
abana_slash (9:08:44 AM): i'm here
abana_slash (9:08:47 AM): all the time
jimbergail (9:09:00 AM): okey
abana_slash (9:09:10 AM): so
jimbergail (9:09:11 AM): i dont know why i didnt get ur message
jimbergail (9:09:13 AM): anyhow
jimbergail (9:09:24 AM): i confirmed whic flight are w coming along with
jimbergail (9:09:25 AM): but
jimbergail (9:09:30 AM): the oficer told me
jimbergail (9:09:53 AM): for them to reaarange the ticket again we need to pay first and comply everything first
jimbergail (9:10:05 AM): so that theyll not pay the cnacellation fee
jimbergail (9:10:14 AM): the flight is at 4:10 pm
jimbergail (9:10:19 AM): and arrival is 7:55
jimbergail (9:10:27 AM): and the flight is pr 705
jimbergail (9:10:30 AM): u there
abana_slash (9:10:44 AM): yes
abana_slash (9:10:47 AM): i'm here
jimbergail (9:11:08 AM): okey
jimbergail (9:11:11 AM): so thats it
abana_slash (9:11:28 AM): what terminal number the flight will depart?
jimbergail (9:11:45 AM): i dont know
jimbergail (9:11:55 AM): cos thats the only info she gave me
jimbergail (9:12:23 AM): wait
jimbergail (9:12:26 AM): i sms her
jimbergail (9:12:28 AM): wait
abana_slash (9:12:37 AM): ok
abana_slash (9:12:39 AM): i'll wait
jimbergail (9:13:36 AM): okey
jimbergail (9:13:38 AM): she replied
jimbergail (9:13:57 AM): its ternimal 2 ninoy aquino international airport centennial
jimbergail (9:14:00 AM): okey
jimbergail (9:14:10 AM): sir i have till 10:30 to pay the 85 rm
abana_slash (9:14:10 AM): ok
jimbergail (9:14:11 AM): if not
jimbergail (9:14:20 AM): nothing wud be done for me anymore
jimbergail (9:14:45 AM): we are around 7left
jimbergail (9:14:50 AM): do u know i ddint sleep
jimbergail (9:14:57 AM): cos i was crying the whole night
jimbergail (9:14:58 AM): thats why
abana_slash (9:15:06 AM): i didnt know
abana_slash (9:15:10 AM): why u r crying?
abana_slash (9:15:37 AM): u suppose not to cry
jimbergail (9:16:11 AM): sir
jimbergail (9:16:16 AM): cos i dont know ho
jimbergail (9:16:17 AM): how
jimbergail (9:16:22 AM): wud u belive me
jimbergail (9:16:28 AM): cos i failed u last night
jimbergail (9:16:40 AM): and i dont know wjhether u cud make it for me or not
jimbergail (9:16:44 AM): thats why
jimbergail (9:17:25 AM): sir cud u make it fro me
abana_slash (9:17:35 AM): i'm helping u
jimbergail (9:17:42 AM): thank u very much
jimbergail (9:17:45 AM): what time
jimbergail (9:18:01 AM): sir
jimbergail (9:18:02 AM): pls
jimbergail (9:18:08 AM): i beg of you the last time today
abana_slash (9:18:32 AM): what would u give me in return?
jimbergail (9:19:39 AM): sir
jimbergail (9:19:42 AM): im thinking
jimbergail (9:19:51 AM): i promise tio be good friend of yours
jimbergail (9:19:55 AM): and i wud pay u abck
abana_slash (9:20:25 AM): BCB will open at 9.30
jimbergail (9:20:29 AM): okey
abana_slash (9:20:54 AM): u know one story
jimbergail (9:21:25 AM): what sir
jimbergail (9:21:29 AM): what srotry
jimbergail (9:21:34 AM): wat story was that
jimbergail (9:21:41 AM): u know why i reply so sloe
jimbergail (9:21:47 AM): cos om thinking deep
jimbergail (9:22:51 AM): u there
abana_slash (9:22:53 AM): why u
abana_slash (9:22:57 AM): thinking so deep?
jimbergail (9:23:20 AM): cos time is going short for me
jimbergail (9:23:57 AM): u know what sir
abana_slash (9:23:59 AM): what
jimbergail (9:24:02 AM): i thank GOD
jimbergail (9:24:04 AM): for knowing u
abana_slash (9:24:16 AM): could u tell me
abana_slash (9:24:24 AM): what is your God's name?
jimbergail (9:24:38 AM): JESUS CHRIST
jimbergail (9:24:44 AM): GOD IS ALWAYS GOD
jimbergail (9:24:48 AM): GOD FORM HEVEN
jimbergail (9:24:51 AM): HEAVEN
jimbergail (9:24:54 AM): IM A CATHOLIC
abana_slash (9:25:15 AM): i know
abana_slash (9:25:59 AM): do you know we have the same God?
jimbergail (9:26:09 AM): i believe so
abana_slash (9:26:56 AM): u believe...
abana_slash (9:27:22 AM): do you chat with somebody else there?
jimbergail (9:27:28 AM): no one
jimbergail (9:27:31 AM): why so sir
abana_slash (9:27:45 AM): nothing
abana_slash (9:27:52 AM): i let u know one thing
jimbergail (9:27:58 AM): yes
jimbergail (9:28:00 AM): what it is
abana_slash (9:28:13 AM): i had been cheated 3times
jimbergail (9:28:30 AM): sir listen to me i wouldnt dare to cheat u
jimbergail (9:28:35 AM): for u have a good herat
jimbergail (9:28:37 AM): heart
jimbergail (9:28:49 AM): and i dont want that one day it wud also happen to me
abana_slash (9:28:50 AM): i don't say that u cheat me
abana_slash (9:29:06 AM): i just want to let u know
abana_slash (9:29:16 AM): they ask me for help
abana_slash (9:29:18 AM): and i help
abana_slash (9:29:33 AM): but at the end of the day.....
abana_slash (9:29:37 AM): they dissappear
abana_slash (9:29:45 AM): tick, just like that
jimbergail (9:30:10 AM): no i wont
jimbergail (9:30:15 AM): i wud be here for u
jimbergail (9:30:20 AM): i gave my word to you
jimbergail (9:30:22 AM): and i mean
jimbergail (9:30:24 AM): it
jimbergail (9:30:28 AM): i swear to GOD
jimbergail (9:31:06 AM): what time is it there now
jimbergail (9:31:44 AM): u there
jimbergail (9:32:05 AM): u there
abana_slash (9:32:26 AM): ok
abana_slash (9:32:35 AM): i'm going to BCB
abana_slash (9:32:38 AM): see ya
jimbergail (9:32:59 AM): okey
jimbergail (9:33:01 AM): sir thank u
jimbergail (9:33:08 AM): what time wud u want me to call u
abana_slash (9:33:21 AM): call me at 10.30
abana_slash (9:33:25 AM): or maybe at 11
jimbergail (9:33:32 AM): 10:30
jimbergail (9:33:34 AM): can?
abana_slash (9:33:35 AM): ok see ya
jimbergail (9:33:42 AM): cos i ahve till 10:30 to pay them
jimbergail (9:33:43 AM): pls
jimbergail (9:34:54 AM): u there
jimbergail (9:34:57 AM): hellooo
jimbergail (9:37:19 AM): u there
jimbergail (10:38:18 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:38:20 AM): im here
jimbergail (10:38:26 AM): im going to get the money now
jimbergail (10:38:30 AM): thank u very much
jimbergail (10:38:31 AM): thank u
jimbergail (10:38:37 AM): i just finsh cryin thats why
abana_slash (10:38:50 AM): where do you surf internet?
jimbergail (10:39:02 AM): at the cafe
abana_slash (10:39:18 AM): how far
abana_slash (10:39:22 AM): cafe from bank?
jimbergail (10:40:16 AM): just nearjimbergail (10:40:19 AM): very near
jimbergail (10:40:29 AM): sir im going
jimbergail (10:40:32 AM): now
abana_slash (10:40:33 AM): ok
jimbergail (10:40:40 AM): sir im going now
abana_slash (10:40:42 AM): i'm waiting
abana_slash (10:40:45 AM): online
jimbergail (10:40:48 AM): pls wait for my call in 15 minutes
jimbergail (10:40:54 AM): is it okey wit why
abana_slash (10:40:54 AM): ok
jimbergail (10:40:57 AM): you
jimbergail (10:40:58 AM): i mean
jimbergail (10:41:14 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:41:15 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:41:17 AM): thnak u
abana_slash (10:41:35 AM): i really want to meet u tonite
jimbergail (10:42:14 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:42:16 AM): me too
jimbergail (10:42:51 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:42:52 AM): sr
jimbergail (10:42:56 AM): im going now
jimbergail (10:42:58 AM): u take care
jimbergail (10:43:01 AM): of urself
abana_slash (10:43:06 AM): ok
jimbergail (10:43:07 AM): and im hoping to see u tonight
abana_slash (10:43:08 AM): see ya
jimbergail (10:43:12 AM): pls wait for my call okey
jimbergail (10:43:14 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:43:16 AM): thank u
jimbergail (10:43:18 AM): very much
jimbergail (10:43:19 AM): thnak u
jimbergail (10:44:13 AM): sir u take care of urself
jimbergail (10:44:14 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:44:18 AM): and thank u very much
jimbergail (10:44:20 AM): thank u
jimbergail (10:44:22 AM): u take care
jimbergail (10:44:25 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:44:28 AM): im going now
abana_slash (10:44:32 AM): are u going to bank or not?
jimbergail (10:44:34 AM): and im hoping to see you
abana_slash (10:44:34 AM): just go
jimbergail (10:44:36 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:44:37 AM): i am
jimbergail (10:44:44 AM): i wud just like to tahnk u
jimbergail (10:44:46 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:44:48 AM): bye
abana_slash (10:44:49 AM): enough of that
jimbergail (10:44:50 AM): im going now
abana_slash (10:44:50 AM): ok
abana_slash (10:44:52 AM): see ya

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THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

The day Slim Abana in confused

2005-05-04T18:26:00.000+08:00

abana_slash (10:16:45 AM): who r u?
jimbergail (10:17:26 AM): sir im 22 f phil and going to kl to work as nurse na dim here to find help today sir. and sir i just browsed ur name thru the yahoos earch to find somone from malsyia to help me thats why
jimbergail (10:18:09 AM): sir
abana_slash (10:18:12 AM): ok
jimbergail (10:18:12 AM): wud u help me
jimbergail (10:18:16 AM): pls i beg of you
abana_slash (10:18:27 AM): how can i help u
jimbergail (10:19:02 AM): sir im going to kl this afternun, my flight is this aftrenun at 4 pm and arrival is 7:40 pm sir i nee du to help me before 1:30 pm today
jimbergail (10:19:12 AM): for my taxshare for me to catch the flight this afternun
jimbergail (10:19:20 AM): i need u to help me with my taxshare
jimbergail (10:19:37 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:19:38 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:20:02 AM): i still don't get it
abana_slash (10:20:12 AM): keep on telling me
jimbergail (10:21:31 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:21:41 AM): i need u to help me with the rm 125 today
jimbergail (10:21:44 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:21:45 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:22:23 AM): don't u have any other relatives could help u?
jimbergail (10:22:31 AM): sir no one
jimbergail (10:22:34 AM): my mom just died
jimbergail (10:22:42 AM): and dad is sick of caner of he lungs
jimbergail (10:22:43 AM): thats why
abana_slash (10:22:48 AM): and why you want to work in Malaysia?
jimbergail (10:22:51 AM): i nee dht ejob that wiats for me in kl
jimbergail (10:22:57 AM): sir i promise to pay u back
jimbergail (10:22:58 AM): pls sir
jimbergail (10:23:10 AM): sir thats the first offer and thats where iaw s hired
jimbergail (10:23:26 AM): i applied thru direct hirng formt he philippine overseas employment agency
jimbergail (10:23:29 AM): thats why
jimbergail (10:23:35 AM): a nd this is the lats day for m eto pay
jimbergail (10:23:38 AM): sir pls
jimbergail (10:23:40 AM): i beg of you
jimbergail (10:23:46 AM): i swear to GOD iom not lying
jimbergail (10:23:50 AM): and i dont wn tto lie
jimbergail (10:23:51 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:24:16 AM): i like to help but u have to convince me first
jimbergail (10:25:06 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:25:28 AM): u know i wud be working at the kuchai lama at enterpreneur park
jimbergail (10:25:40 AM): i wud be taking care of an old women with alzheimeres disease
jimbergail (10:25:41 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:25:42 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:25:45 AM): i beg fo you
jimbergail (10:26:41 AM): u there
jimbergail (10:26:42 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:26:43 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:26:51 AM): i'm here and still thinking
jimbergail (10:26:59 AM): sir
abana_slash (10:27:00 AM): do you have pic?
jimbergail (10:27:00 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:27:06 AM): this money is life and future to me
jimbergail (10:27:08 AM): yes sir
jimbergail (10:27:10 AM): ure mail pls
abana_slash (10:27:52 AM): abana_slash@yahoo.com
jimbergail (10:29:02 AM): u check ur email now
abana_slash (10:29:09 AM): ok
jimbergail (10:31:03 AM): sir listen
abana_slash (10:31:05 AM): u said just now that i have to help u before 1.30 pm right?jimbergail (10:31:10 AM): i dont wnat to fool around
jimbergail (10:31:19 AM): and i mena what i say
jimbergail (10:31:22 AM): is wear to GOd
jimbergail (10:31:24 AM): yes sir
jimbergail (10:31:34 AM): my flight is is at 4
abana_slash (10:31:51 AM): what is the mechanism to help u?
jimbergail (10:32:43 AM): sir i need u to send the help to me
jimbergail (10:32:45 AM): pls sir
jimbergail (10:32:56 AM): sir in GODS NAME i dont want to lie to anybody
abana_slash (10:32:57 AM): but how?
jimbergail (10:33:00 AM): cos i need this job badly
abana_slash (10:33:08 AM): ok how i can help u?
jimbergail (10:33:09 AM): sir u know the bumiputra commerce bank?
abana_slash (10:33:15 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:33:27 AM): sir thats the only bank there which have the western union money transfer
abana_slash (10:33:51 AM): so
jimbergail (10:34:06 AM): sir u go to BUMIPUTRA commerce bank
jimbergail (10:34:13 AM): and tell them western union money transfer
jimbergail (10:34:20 AM): then u give my name and my address
jimbergail (10:34:33 AM): then u wait for the money trnafser number for them to give u for u to give me
jimbergail (10:34:40 AM): for me to get the money in just 5 minutes
jimbergail (10:35:39 AM): sir u there
jimbergail (10:35:40 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:35:41 AM): sur
jimbergail (10:35:44 AM): sir im crying now
abana_slash (10:36:05 AM): what is your name again
jimbergail (10:37:04 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:37:06 AM): im avegail
abana_slash (10:37:40 AM): you have bought your flight ticket?
jimbergail (10:37:45 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:37:50 AM): the philippine labor office
jimbergail (10:37:58 AM): si the on e who wud handle for that
jimbergail (10:37:59 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:38:07 AM): adn then theyd only place in our name
jimbergail (10:38:09 AM): and release it
jimbergail (10:38:13 AM): after we pay them
jimbergail (10:38:16 AM): do u udnerstand
jimbergail (10:39:18 AM): sir pls
jimbergail (10:39:23 AM): im not joking around here
jimbergail (10:39:25 AM): pls sir
abana_slash (10:39:30 AM): i need the name of responsible personnel in phillipine labor office
abana_slash (10:39:39 AM): i want to call them
abana_slash (10:39:56 AM): i know u r not joking
abana_slash (10:40:06 AM): but i need confirmation from someone there
jimbergail (10:40:12 AM): sir
abana_slash (10:40:19 AM): u give me his name and his phone number
abana_slash (10:40:25 AM): i call him first
jimbergail (10:41:00 AM): okey u look for mrs. lau 00639068203387
jimbergail (10:41:10 AM): thats the one who made my papers
abana_slash (10:43:37 AM): the line busy
abana_slash (10:43:42 AM): i cannot call her
jimbergail (10:43:59 AM): okey
jimbergail (10:44:04 AM): maybe shees using
jimbergail (10:44:07 AM): u try
jimbergail (10:44:26 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:44:27 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:44:31 AM): m time is running out
abana_slash (10:44:35 AM): what is your promise after u arrived in Malaysia?
jimbergail (10:45:13 AM): sir i wud call u and meet u when i get there to meet u and pay u back this friday
jimbergail (10:45:19 AM): cos theyll reimburse the cash to us
jimbergail (10:45:23 AM): sir wud u
jimbergail (10:46:08 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:46:10 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:46:20 AM): what is your fullname?
abana_slash (10:46:35 AM): give me your identification number
jimbergail (10:46:45 AM): avegail hetutua
jimbergail (10:47:07 AM): 04-1479
jimbergail (10:47:16 AM): thats my PRC id
jimbergail (10:48:14 AM): wud u help me
jimbergail (10:48:28 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:48:31 AM): wud u help me
jimbergail (10:48:33 AM): or not
abana_slash (10:48:44 AM): i still trying to call mrs lau
abana_slash (10:49:09 AM): listen
abana_slash (10:49:16 AM): i'm not rich gut
abana_slash (10:49:20 AM): *guy
jimbergail (10:49:24 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:49:28 AM): i mean what i say
jimbergail (10:49:33 AM): ir is the line still busy?
abana_slash (10:49:55 AM): i only have rm400 in my account
abana_slash (10:50:02 AM): if i give u 125,
jimbergail (10:50:14 AM): sir u know what im getting hopeless now
abana_slash (10:50:17 AM): i only have 275 left
jimbergail (10:50:17 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:50:24 AM): i wud pay u abck
jimbergail (10:50:25 AM): pls sir
jimbergail (10:50:30 AM): sir i mean what i say
jimbergail (10:50:39 AM): sir i really dont know what to do already
jimbergail (10:50:48 AM): sir may i know ur namea nd ur mpbile number
jimbergail (10:51:32 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:51:38 AM): i dont want to play around now
jimbergail (10:51:39 AM): pls
abana_slash (10:52:43 AM): 006 012 750 8441
jimbergail (10:53:54 AM): ur name pls
abana_slash (10:54:01 AM): 006 2164 0570
abana_slash (10:54:04 AM): Anas
jimbergail (10:54:39 AM): whats the second number u gave me
jimbergail (10:54:55 AM): name: avegail hetutua
jimbergail (10:55:04 AM): add: canelar zamboanga city philippines 7000
abana_slash (10:55:16 AM): thats also my number
jimbergail (10:55:56 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:55:57 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:56:00 AM): cud u make it
jimbergail (10:56:01 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:56:06 AM): pls tell me now
jimbergail (10:56:07 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:56:40 AM): sir pls tell me now
jimbergail (10:56:56 AM): sir pls tell me
abana_slash (10:57:22 AM): don't u have other choice?
jimbergail (10:57:32 AM): no sir
abana_slash (10:57:33 AM): don't u try other?
jimbergail (10:57:36 AM): i dont
abana_slash (10:57:37 AM): u should try
jimbergail (10:57:44 AM): ur the only one whom im chatting with
jimbergail (10:57:45 AM): pls
jimbergail (10:57:46 AM): sir
abana_slash (10:57:53 AM): why u put so much hope on me
abana_slash (10:58:05 AM): ok ok
abana_slash (10:58:07 AM): i'll help u
abana_slash (10:58:10 AM): ok?
jimbergail (10:58:27 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:58:30 AM): thank u
jimbergail (10:58:34 AM): what time cud u make it
jimbergail (10:58:35 AM): sir
jimbergail (10:58:42 AM): u know what i dont want to foola round
jimbergail (10:58:46 AM): sir can i call u now
abana_slash (10:58:54 AM): yes
jimbergail (10:59:02 AM): pls wit
jimbergail (10:59:08 AM): i need to look for apyphone
abana_slash (10:59:08 AM): call me on second number
jimbergail (10:59:10 AM): payphon
jimbergail (10:59:12 AM): pls wait
jimbergail (10:59:17 AM): in 5 minutes
abana_slash (10:59:23 AM): ok
jimbergail (11:06:45 AM): u there
jimbergail (11:06:49 AM): sir cna u help me
jimbergail (11:06:54 AM): thanks or answering my call
jimbergail (11:07:34 AM): u there
jimbergail (11:07:36 AM): hellooo
jimbergail (11:08:03 AM): sir
abana_slash (11:08:08 AM): yes
abana_slash (11:08:27 AM): when your flight arrived at kl?
jimbergail (11:08:42 AM): sir at 7:30 pm
jimbergail (11:08:49 AM): i promise to call u and meet u
abana_slash (11:08:53 AM): its Malaysia time or Phil time
abana_slash (11:09:38 AM): what flight company u buy?
jimbergail (11:09:41 AM): same time
jimbergail (11:09:45 AM): we have the sme time
abana_slash (11:09:47 AM): Malaysia airlines or what?
jimbergail (11:09:56 AM): sir philippine airlines i guesss
jimbergail (11:10:02 AM): cos its not who boutght for it
jimbergail (11:10:05 AM): nd reserves
jimbergail (11:10:13 AM): itts the philippine labor office
abana_slash (11:10:29 AM): do you have your mobile number?
jimbergail (11:11:03 AM): 00639265429301
jimbergail (11:11:05 AM): thats it
jimbergail (11:11:10 AM): but its at home now
jimbergail (11:11:15 AM): cos the battery is low
jimbergail (11:12:13 AM): sir u there
abana_slash (11:12:18 AM): yes
abana_slash (11:12:38 AM): what is your time there?
jimbergail (11:13:00 AM): sir its 11:30 am
jimbergail (11:13:02 AM): here already
jimbergail (11:13:09 AM): and i ened the help before 1:30 pm
jimbergail (11:13:15 AM): cos thats our alotted time
jimbergail (11:13:27 AM): cos we need to ride a plne fgoing to malnila by 3 pm
jimbergail (11:13:30 AM): then manila to kl
jimbergail (11:14:01 AM): sir
jimbergail (11:14:06 AM): wud u help me todya or not
abana_slash (11:14:19 AM): ok
jimbergail (11:14:28 AM): sir what time wud u do it
abana_slash (11:14:31 AM): i'm going to BCB right now
jimbergail (11:14:33 AM): u know how to send it sir?
jimbergail (11:14:35 AM): okey
jimbergail (11:14:43 AM): u go t my name and address already sir?
abana_slash (11:14:47 AM): yes
abana_slash (11:15:25 AM): ok see ya
jimbergail (11:15:28 AM): okey
jimbergail (11:15:29 AM): what time
jimbergail (11:15:34 AM): wud u wnt me to call u?
abana_slash (11:15:50 AM): call me at 12.30
jimbergail (11:15:59 AM): okey
jimbergail (11:16:01 AM): thank u sir
jimbergail (11:16:03 AM): thank u
jimbergail (11:16:09 AM): hoping that everyhing wud be fine
jimbergail (11:16:15 AM): wud u bring along ur mobile with u
abana_slash (11:16:20 AM): yes
abana_slash (11:16:25 AM): ok i'm going now
jimbergail (11:16:41 AM): sir thank u very much
jimbergail (11:16:44 AM): and take care
jimbergail (11:16:50 AM): and sir pls dont give m efalse hope
jimbergail (11:16:53 AM): and tonight sir
jimbergail (11:16:55 AM): can i meet u?
jimbergail (11:17:31 AM): sir u there
jimbergail (11:17:34 AM): helloo
jimbergail (11:18:46 AM): u there
jimbergail (11:19:50 AM): u there
jimbergail (11:19:52 AM): hellooo
jimbergail (11:19:58 AM): why ae u not replying me
jimbergail (12:12:40 PM): why id u do this sir
jimbergail (12:12:47 PM): why di u put off ur mobile
jimbergail (12:12:51 PM): if u cant help
jimbergail (12:12:57 PM): then i wont force u to do so
jimbergail (12:13:00 PM): pls

..........ape yang akan terjadi seterusnya? ikuti sambungannya esok......
THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

2005-05-04T15:57:00.000+08:00

ngantuk sungguh.... main game jap ah

Aduh ngantoknyer!!!

2005-05-04T15:48:00.000+08:00

adduuuuh.... ngantoknyer.... takder keje luar, keje ofis je.... mata ni rasa macam ade gam... aduuuuhhh... ngantuk sungguh....
cepat la habis keje... tapi rasa cam kena stayback je..... huh.

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

MARI MULA KIRIJA

2005-05-04T08:41:00.000+08:00

WOKEH SULAH PUKO LAPAN SITINGA. MALI KITA MULA KILIJA... KILIJA LAJIN2, NANTI BOLE NAIK GAJI!!!!!

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Mai Pekena McDonald

2005-05-04T08:34:00.000+08:00

Semalam, lepas keje dalam kul7.45 ptg, zoooooom terus cabut pegi bangi... buat ape kat bangi? standard la jumpe mata air...
tapi kalau selalu jumpe mata air, kita akan selalu jumpe air mata... standaaaaard...
ntah ape mood dia ajak makan McD. ok je lah. sebulan sekali takper.... sebulan dua kali sesak nafas.... sebulan 3x pengsan.... sebulan 4x coma terus..... yer la kita ni mana ade duit banyak... keje macam nak ghak tapi gaji gitu gak....

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

2005-05-03T17:37:00.000+08:00

Gambar hantu terlampau dengan menggunakan kamera infra merah

Camping at Kuala Kubu Bahru

2005-05-03T11:46:00.000+08:00

YoYoYo Poyo

i was joining my company camping event in Kuala Kubu bahru. peerrrrghh.... gerek seh.... 3days 2nites... start april 30 till may 2...
what did i get?

get stung by bees;
get stung by forest hornets;
sprained my right foot; and
i know how to swim!

you see.... ratio of good thing and bad thing is 1:3

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

hERo LIMITATION

2005-04-29T11:29:00.000+08:00

=======>THE WORKAHOLIC LIMITATION IS HERE<============

aku rasa sakit je badan aku buat keje sampai lewat2 gini.. tapi setiap masa aku asyik pk je biler la keje aku nak siap.. selagi keje tak siap aku mesti pk... tak kira time dating ke time tengok tv ke time call korang ke......

siap satu keje, datang keje lain.... kengkadang tu keje tak siap lagi dah datang dah keje lain... macam cipan....

aku tengok korang hepi je ngan keje korang... seronok nyer.... ape yang korang dapat ek kat tempat keje tu? aku ? dapat pressure..... tak cukup pressure angin aku bagi kat tayar motor aku... aku taruk gak kat otak aku nih.... ptuih....

takper lah
ni pun rezeki aku... aku pun sepatutnyer tak dapat keje ni... yer la aku nih pun grad cuma ijazah kelas ketiga je.... ijazah yang tak nampak cam ijazah....

ni kot sebab aku kerja keras ni.... nak gain more experiences... kalau nak cari kerja lain pun, company lain nak ke aku ni.... aku cam sampah je kalau kat ofis diorang.... so lebih baik aku stay kat company aku skang ni and terus jadi WORKAHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>JOURNEY OF THE REAL SLIM ABANA BEGINS AGAIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

still cannot complete my job

2005-04-28T23:53:00.000+08:00

aduuuuuh... its 11.54 p.m..... 6 minutes remaining to April 29.... my work still like that.. i mean still has little thing to be corrected.

bla....bla.....bla...... tomorrow i'll be in Nestle Shah Alam for the whole day.... maybe after meeting with client, i'll be back to office to settle up everything just like tonite....

well.... jom balik!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REAL SLIM ABANA KACAK

Good Morning to the same old day

2005-04-28T23:15:00.000+08:00

hai slim.... what's your plan today?

today...mmmm....
8.30 prepare checklist for PMLSB's tender
9.30 training BBS software (preparing to kerteh on may 15)
2.00 zoom to Nestle Shah Alam preparing exhibition booth
5.00 zoom back to office and completing my PMLSB's tender
2nd review on EIA Algeria Fertilizer's proposal
2nd review on HSE Case & QRA of Algeria Fertilizer's
proposal
10.30 estimated time to go home

next morning i have to go to shah alam for HSE and BBS exhibition
in the afternoon i have to rush to Chembong,NS to meet new client there... sure Nestle lah.....

HEY SLIM ABANA IS BORING!!!!!!!!!! KILL THE WORKAHOLICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaaahhhh..... too much work load!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-28T14:45:00.000+08:00

dah kul11.45 dah...... my god..... what should i do?
i have to submit this CRAP by tomorrow and two other CRAP still in queue......

i think i have to sleep in my office tonite...... tommorrow morning i have meeting with that australian guy. My god.....

I'M THE REAL SLIM ABANA... please stand up....please stand up..... please stand up

First blog to Slim Abana

2005-04-28T11:20:00.000+08:00

Good Day Slim Abana.........

your first day to blog your life..... the first DAMN day.!!!!

its 8.20 p.m and i still in the office..... DAMN to SLIM!!!!!
hey slim, why you so workaholic? or....... you are DAMN SLOW!!!!!

ok, new name to you.... SLOW SLIM!!!! agree? SLOW SLIM.....
Get your work done! and blog your day.....